7 Semi Retarded Ads For Your Penis

If you’re a guy, you think your penis is awesome – and you should. You might also turn a curious eye when you see something that may make it even awesome’r (not a word). Never the less, here are seven somewhat laughable ads that had me completely focused.

7) Cialus – Cuba Gooding Jr. used it and his boner tripped someone. Become a 36 hour donkey swinging Casanova now.

6) Erectol XL – Two of these per day and you’ll be bobbing your own knob.

5) Magna RX – The chick moaning was getting nailed by a dude using our pill. Order now.

4) Viswiss – Our pill works while you’re wasted! No more whiskey dick after a night of clubbing.

3) Viagra – Cock push ups are a thing of the past. When you’re on Viagra you can do the ‘cock spin’.

2) Vigorin – If you try to push your junk down after taking 2 of these, your mother fucking heels will come off of the ground. Get Torqued with Viogrin.

1) Xomax – We turned an average Joe into a pussy pounding porn star, buy this shit now.

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