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Name: The Problem download edmond divx

Age: 24

I used to have this smokin hot girlfriend who was very talented in the sack.  She perfect 36b tits, a nice lil tushy, big sparkly green eyes, and deepthroat skills that’ll make sasha grey blush.  So I had the hot girlfriend at home and I had this house in the hood with all these hood rat bitches who I was also fuckin, they were also very hot.

So I’m over in the hood and the  girlfriend is at home in the burbs.  Well me and the hood bitches were about to have an orgy and I needed some rubbers.  I went to the store to get some and on the way back I spotted this chick at the bus stop.

She says to me “damn you got some sexy eyes” so I jump into mack mode and started droppin game like “yeah you should come over to my spot sometime” and shes like “when” and im like “shit now if you want”.

And she say ok lets go but whats in it for me?  and I all shiiit some dick.   Well to make along story short this bitch was a cop and was tryin to get me to agree to pay for sex.

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So I got these bitches waitin on me to get back to have an orgy and my girl at the crib in the burb waitin on me.  Now for another man this would be enough pussy for days, but not me.  I was so horny I said “yeah bitch I’ll give you ten bucks to come get in this orgy” which gave about ten cops the right to jump out on me with tasers mase and stun guns.

So here I am the mack of the month getting hauled in for soliciting prostitution.  Yep I lost my hot ass deep throatin girl my freedom my daughter and a good amount of self respect all because I was thinkin with my dick.

Dear The Problem, I’m not sure if your story was bullshit or not but it made me laugh (up until the last few sentences).  The only advice I can give you is this:  Next time any girl asks “whats in it fo me”?  You should always counter with “shit hoe, whats in it fo me?  I got 3 hoes at the crib way hotta than you, you best be able to pull ya weight ya heard”.  That will put her into competition mode.  She will forget about being a cop, and try to win your affection.