Drunk Chicks can be talked into anything

After rifling through some bar footage I’ve taken over the last few months, I found this one from Halloween.

It then occurred to me that you can pretty much talk a drunk chick into doing anything.  A tight lip grocery clerk by day can turn into Chasey Lane in under 4 Cosmos.

What is it in alcohol that makes the ‘no bullshit’ lady from HR jump on top of a table and dance during happy hour?  Its a fascinating mystery and we feel that its time to harness this power.  We need to make alcohol available in pill form.  We’ll label them “super cool chick pills that make you hotter”.  Pharmacies couldn’t keep enough of these in stock.  A females daily vitamin routine would look like this: Vitamin C 500 MG, Vitamin B-12 500 MG, birth control, super cool chick pill that makes you hotter.

Think about the awesomeness for a moment.  Lets say you get called into HR for making “sexual advances” on a co-worker.  Instead of getting a write up, you receive a Hi-5.  Come to think of it, you would never have been sent to HR because your sexual advances would have been accepted with flattery.

Before we pitch the major pharmaceutical companies, lets take a quick look at the cons:

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I changed my mind.