Even if you aren’t a fan of MMA, you can still have loads of fun watching a pay per view.  We’ve come up with a little game that lets you get tanked while enjoying a night of alpha male euphoria.  You will need the following items to play:

Beer (whatever is available)

Hard alcohol (anything that can be taken as a shot preferably 80 proof or above)

Here are 6 easy rules that you need to follow.  If by any chance you happen to be getting food, or going to the bathroom while one of these events take place; you will need to complete the task when you return.  This will ensure that everyone is around the same level of intoxication.  Often times a friendly living room wrestling match may occur during the course of a UFC pay per view.  Making everyone drink the same amount will eliminate your buddies excuse for getting completely dominated…”ya I was way more drunk than you or I woulda won”.

6) Any time a fighter is submitted you must

Take 1 shot, and chase it with 1 gulp of beer.  Shouting out the name of the submission before the announcers do, will earn you some karma points.

5) Any time Mike Goldberg says “An interesting turn of events” you must

Stand up, do your best Mike Goldberg impression, take a drink of your beer, and knod your head.

4) Whenever a fighter gets knocked out you must

Take 1 shot (no chasers allowed).  This lets your throat burn which shows empathy for what the fighter just went through.  Karma points will again be awarded if you are the first to shout “KTFO”.

3) Whenever a Ring Girl is shown you must

Pick up your beer and chug it until the camera pans away.  If you finish your beer while she is still on the screen, just pretend like you are still drinking.  Do not put your empty can down and open another half way through.  You may get called for stalling.

2) Whenever a Fighter thanks Jesus you must

Take a shot using no hands.  Upon tilting your head back you should place both of your hands high in the air.

1) Anytime Joe Rogan says “He Got Rocked!” you must

Take a flaming shot.  This is one of Joe’s signature lines.  He has stopped saying it as often as he used to, so when he does – it better count.  We will not be held responsible for any houses that burn down as a result of a failed flaming shot.  Here is a quick example of how NOT to do a flaming shot

If you feel that extreme intoxication can not be achieved via our set of rules, feel free to comment on additional rules needed.