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Matty’s Barf Buffet

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I was 18 and went to an older people (20’s+) party.  By older peoples party, I refer to the fact that they actually served food.  While getting drunk and stoned throughout the night, I hit the food table to counter the munchies.  I knew puking was in my future due to mixing beer and hard liquor–so I went outside and ralphed up all the food in the street.

We’re talking a lot of puke.  I had my second wind at that point, so I went back in the party until late.  About 1am I go out to the street and see about 5 cats enjoying my pre-chewed buffet of chicken wings, pizza and fajita!  Yummy!

Dear Matty, Many people would just turn their heads when seeing a hungry stray cat.  You did a service to the community and you should be commended for your efforts.

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4 Comments
  • Puff Matty
    October 14, 2008
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    #1

    Great picture. I think I should create my own pet food company. Cat food/Matt food, its all the same.

  • Jason
    October 15, 2008
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    #2

    “Matt’s Chunky” Patent pending.

  • Petra
    October 21, 2008
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    #3

    While your story causes my gag reflexes to twitch, I must say that envisioning the cats DRUNK after having eaten your alcohol laden vomit would probably be rather comical.

  • Eugene
    October 21, 2008
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    #4

    I am seaching for some idea to write in my blog… somehow come to your blog. best of luck. Eugene

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