Matty’s Barf Buffet
October 13, 2008 · Print This Article
I was 18 and went to an older people (20’s+) party. By older peoples party, I refer to the fact that they actually served food. While getting drunk and stoned throughout the night, I hit the food table to counter the munchies. I knew puking was in my future due to mixing beer and hard liquor–so I went outside and ralphed up all the food in the street.
We’re talking a lot of puke. I had my second wind at that point, so I went back in the party until late. About 1am I go out to the street and see about 5 cats enjoying my pre-chewed buffet of chicken wings, pizza and fajita! Yummy!
Dear Matty, Many people would just turn their heads when seeing a hungry stray cat. You did a service to the community and you should be commended for your efforts.
Great picture. I think I should create my own pet food company. Cat food/Matt food, its all the same.
“Matt’s Chunky” Patent pending.
While your story causes my gag reflexes to twitch, I must say that envisioning the cats DRUNK after having eaten your alcohol laden vomit would probably be rather comical.
I am seaching for some idea to write in my blog… somehow come to your blog. best of luck. Eugene