Hey Sarah Palin, do you tell them in Wasilla
That 4,000 years ago we roamed the planet with Godzilla
Is it true
I am so fucking scared of you
As number 2
Hey Sarah Palin, I think Alaska’s very pretty
But just 100,000 people more than Oklahoma City
Yes it’s true
Go look it up, Im telling you
Oh man, were through
Chorus
Oh, if you become VP, oh, its Canada for me (2x)
Its Canada for me
Hey Sarah Palin, did you really once inquire
Whether you could throw library books into a big bonfire
God, my eyes
This really might be our demise
This pack of lies
Hey Sarah Palin, just because you’re good at shootin
Doesn’t mean you have the ammo to negotiate with Putin
Are you on coke
This fucking countrys up in smoke
Oh what a joke
Chorus
Oh, if you become VP, oh what will it mean for me (2x)
Bridge
Just because I can see the moon
Doesn’t make me an astronaut, you loon
Your foreign policy expertise is pooh
Do you really think a woman commits
To a candidate just because she has tits
Please tell me that this ticket is not true
I thought that there could be no worse
Than Cheney, but here you are, I curse
The madman who would cast a vote for you
And McCain too
Hey Sarah Palin, is it media distortion
Or would you tell a girl whos raped that she could not have an abortion
Its a new low
Who knows just how far you would go
Id rather vote for Ross Perot
Hey Sarah Palin I dont know
Where can we go
October 11, 2008
#1
hey baby thought you might enjoy this…
I love you
October 11, 2008
#2
Burn in hell!
October 13, 2008
#3
America is #1 because it lets RETARDS like you two to multiply. “Hey there you fuck up I can see you so dam stupid not like me so go a head and vote for me.” I will re write your song for you. Thank You and have a good day…Barack
October 13, 2008
#4
Bristol,
Nice response, it shows how very mature you are. Your whole family is a joke and seems to have a knack for fucking things up. Is your mom running for VP because your dad has more people that he needs to try and get fired?
FYBOYG,
your post makes no sense. There are many countries in the world that allow dissenting opinions. Why is that you conservative morons always think the U S is the only one? Also, your new lyrics, they sound like a four year old wrote them…
October 13, 2008
#5
Oh. Dear. God. This is the funniest thing ever and spot on. I was damn near literally ROFLMAO.
October 17, 2008
#6
She looks like Palin singing the song.
That dude looks gay.
I don’t trust Obama bin Laden.
October 20, 2008
#7
You made my day! The funniest thing I have ever heard and oh by the way, save me a seat on the bus to Canada.
October 21, 2008
#8
Hey Syd, forget the bus. I’ll pick you up in the looneybin.
November 26, 2008
#9
Nobodys buisness but mine; So what if he looks gay? tons of people are gay. And sucks for you that “Obama bin Laden” got elected. For chrissakes, his name is “Hussein”. So? He was born forty years ago! Tons of people are named “Hussein”.
Bristol Palin; Is that really you, or someone pretending?