Creative Alternatives for the Modern Day Bouncer

Bouncers across the globe put their bodies into harms way every single night.  Design a creative alternative to help these pub warriors keep their teeth.

Rules are pretty simple:

1) Come up with something that will replace the modern day night club/bar bouncer.  You may submit more than one.  Make sure you shrink it to 480 pixels wide or less.

2) Attach it on the forums here

3) Winner gets $25.  Must have a paypal account if you want to get paid.

4) Contest ends on 10/17/08 – Winners will be contacted via forum PM

Check out the results here