8 Alternatives for the modern day bouncer
October 20, 2008 · Print This Article
A few years ago I befriended a bouncer at a sports bar that I used to frequent, his name was Rich. I’ve witnessed this guy break up everything from a cat fight, to an all out 3vs3 bar brawl between bikers. The one time that stands out the most was when he actually laid on top of a guy, to protect him from the dudes who were swinging pool ques at him, and kicking his head. One evening while I was talking to Rich outside, I told him “They better be paying you a shit load of money for what you do in here”. He chuckled and said “If 8 bucks an hour is a shit load then ya”. Minutes later he escorted a Sasquatch out the front door via reverse arm lock.
This ones for you Rich.
Eight Creative Alternatives For The Modern Day Bouncer
RoboBouncer – CountBaqula
7) Chuck Norris – McBeefy
6) Stormtrooper – CountBaqula
5) Patron Maiming Tiger – McBeefy
4) TermiBouncer – McBeefy
3) Ninja – CountBaqula
2) Shark with Friggin laser beam attached to his head – McBeefy
1) Goro ‘escorting douchebags out the front door, 4 at a time’ – McBeefy
Congrats to McBeefy, you win $25. Be sure to enter in our next context ‘The evolution of beer goggles‘.
Other stuff to check out:
Toddler pimp (pic) – CH
By the power of greyskull! (pic) – DL
Awesome urinal (pic) – FG
Dog vs trainer (pic) – FH
Hilarious. I actually sue bouncers all the time. Typically, clubs hire uneducated, roided out idiots to handle security and they like to beat people up. Losers.
I’m glad Goro is working for Jax, because I assumed Jax was naturally more tailored for the bar/club scene.
really good concept, like the shark with the friggin laser beam attached to his friggin head. keep playing with photoshop, get better, and do higher quality work! giddy up!
That’s awesome! My favorite is the shark bouncer!!! Go get him, boy. Grrrrrrr.