A few years ago I befriended a bouncer at a sports bar that I used to frequent, his name was Rich. I’ve witnessed this guy break up everything from a cat fight, to an all out 3vs3 bar brawl between bikers. The one time that stands out the most was when he actually laid on top of a guy, to protect him from the dudes who were swinging pool ques at him, and kicking his head. One evening while I was talking to Rich outside, I told him “They better be paying you a shit load of money for what you do in here”. He chuckled and said “If 8 bucks an hour is a shit load then ya”. Minutes later he escorted a Sasquatch out the front door via reverse arm lock.
This ones for you Rich.
Eight Creative Alternatives For The Modern Day Bouncer
8) RoboBouncer – CountBaqula
7) Chuck Norris – McBeefy
6) Stormtrooper – CountBaqula
5) Patron Maiming Tiger – McBeefy
4) TermiBouncer – McBeefy
3) Ninja – CountBaqula
2) Shark with Friggin laser beam attached to his head – McBeefy
1) Goro ‘escorting douchebags out the front door, 4 at a time’ – McBeefy
Congrats to McBeefy, you win $25. Be sure to enter in our next context ‘The evolution of beer goggles‘.
Other stuff to check out:
Toddler pimp (pic) – CH
By the power of greyskull! (pic) – DL
Awesome urinal (pic) – FG
Dog vs trainer (pic) – FH