A few years ago I befriended a bouncer at a sports bar that I used to frequent, his name was Rich.  I’ve witnessed this guy break up everything from a cat fight, to an all out 3vs3 bar brawl between bikers.  The one time that stands out the most was when he actually laid on top of a guy, to protect him from the dudes who were swinging pool ques at him, and kicking his head.  One evening while I was talking to Rich outside, I told him “They better be paying you a shit load of money for what you do in here”.  He chuckled and said “If 8 bucks an hour is a shit load then ya”.  Minutes later he escorted a Sasquatch out the front door via reverse arm lock.

This ones for you Rich.

Eight Creative Alternatives For The Modern Day Bouncer

RoboBouncer – CountBaqula

7) Chuck Norris – McBeefy

6) Stormtrooper – CountBaqula

5) Patron Maiming Tiger – McBeefy

4) TermiBouncer – McBeefy

3) Ninja – CountBaqula

2) Shark with Friggin laser beam attached to his head – McBeefy

1) Goro ‘escorting douchebags out the front door, 4 at a time’ – McBeefy

Congrats to McBeefy, you win $25.  Be sure to enter in our next context ‘The evolution of beer goggles‘.

Other stuff to check out:

Toddler pimp (pic) – CH

By the power of greyskull! (pic) – DL

Awesome urinal (pic) – FG

Dog vs trainer (pic) – FH