Comments on: 5 things they skipped in college orientation

By: Obbop

Obbop — Fri, 01 May 2009 03:14:36 +0000

The best gift for your female is a collar and very firm guidance so the simple typical addle-minded female is not forced to attempt what is either very difficult or impossible for the typical American female… act as an adult in a rough and tumble society that requires an ADULT to accept responsibilities along with attaining rights and privileges.

Guide your female. Do not expect the simpleton to think logically or rationally.

Reward good behavior with the shiny trinkets and baubles the simple creatures crave so much.

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By: ImitationAngel

ImitationAngel — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 17:00:21 +0000

WoW is definitely true. I spent more time playing that game than studying. Only if someone warned me sooner.

By: Around Campus Bookstore Blog » Blog Archive » What You Should Have Learned from Your College Orientation

Tue, 16 Dec 2008 19:51:33 +0000

[...] 5 Things They Skipped in College Orientation [...]

By: Simon Z

Simon Z — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 22:41:11 +0000

Aaha I agree with 1). CS + Diablo2 totally ruined me for a year. I’ve learned…

By: Mara

Mara — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 05:44:26 +0000

I am barely managing to stave off the freshman 15. I’m keeping it at a healthy freshman 5.

By: Oz

Oz — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 15:00:44 +0000

Druids cast resist? I know i quit the game, but not that long ago

By: youaredumb

youaredumb — Sun, 19 Oct 2008 23:57:49 +0000

Dear Kelli,

In between you sucking massive amounts of cock and attempting to find the cliff notes on grapes of wrath please do me a favor and kill yourself because its people like you who cant take a internet joke ruining the world.

By: Kelli

Kelli — Sun, 19 Oct 2008 22:28:35 +0000

Obbop, bitter burnouts like you end up mowing lawns owned by rich women.

By: Dr. Reinhard Heydrich M.D.

Dr. Reinhard Heydrich M.D. — Sun, 19 Oct 2008 20:01:42 +0000

Crab shampoo is now available without a perscription for about 10 bucks.
Shaving your pubes will not stop you from getting crabs.
Where a condom because having an STD sux bigtime and then you will have to wear one as not to give it to anyone else, Ghonerea is like have a bad cold you feel run down and yellow puss come out as discharge.
9 time out of 10 a guy knows he has it and 9 times out of 10 a woman has no clue she has it.
If it looks like rain wear a raincoat, How do I know all this I spent 8 years in Collage to become a Dr. and contracted the Funky Tut many time after Collage I probably racked up about 1000 girls added to my DONE list and now I just enjoy being filthy rich and getting more pussy that ever.
The Green Weenie is no fun!
Cheers

By: Brain

Brain — Sun, 19 Oct 2008 19:43:15 +0000

Should just say its the freshman 40 and keep it real
more good stuff.

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