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14 Risqué Halloween Costumes

Posted October 27th, 2008 at 11:11 am by

“I’m not a whore, its Halloween”

You bet your ass it is.  That being said, we’re going to leave you with some helpful guidelines to go by this year.  We’ve determined that the amount of clothing (or lack there of) a female is wearing on Halloween, coincides with how badly she wants to have sexual intercourse.  However, the tricky part is knowing which ones to approach.  The problem with just heading directly for the one wearing the least, is competition.  You and 17 other dudes get put in a game of eenie meenie miney moe.  1 in 17 is not a very safe bet, so we’ve listed these vixens in order of intercourse likelihood.

14) Jager Whore

13) Pirate Hookers

12) Skull Boob Chick

11) Pastie Devil

10) Hardcore Lingerie Model/Cop?

9) Sexy Dominatrix

8) Gothic Boob Girl

7) Half Dead Hookers

6) Baseball Girl

5) Butt Bumping Bimbo

4) Spiderwoman

3) Vegas Floozies

2)  Powder Puff Fluffer

1) Sheriff ‘ask me for’ Intercourse

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9 Comments
  • memet
    October 27, 2008
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    #1

    sooooooooooo sexyyyyyyy

  • memet
    October 27, 2008
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    #2

    does any one of you want to have sex

  • memet
    October 27, 2008
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    #3

    sexy girls

  • anis
    October 27, 2008
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    #4

    my baby sexy sasa …….

  • Barack Da Vote
    October 27, 2008
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    #5

    not as scary as this: http://tinyurl.com/5eqbxl

  • ameo
    October 28, 2008
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    #6

    could be kinda weird, but i liked the baseball one more than others

  • web design
    November 11, 2008
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    #7

    Dugg for the hot girls!

  • alarroste
    February 18, 2009
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    #8

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