Site Issues
October 31, 2008
So the new flash update has done a number on various sites including ours. Basically, until they make a patch you won’t be able to watch vids, play the booty call games, or use the slider on the featured area.
You kids be safe tonight!
Halloween stuff you might like:
14 slutty costumes – RM
Ghetto boys Halloween – HT
Happy Pedoween – 13gb
Ghost Dogs – FH
Crazy lady attempts to escape – FG
Ghost roommate – CH
Osama costume – YY
Trailer park of terror review – LBH
Hot chick costume – SH
Puke drains, shit stains
October 30, 2008
Name: J2
Age: 24
I was going back to my hometown for a Tool concert last summer and was going to be staying at a friends place. Well after the show we were going to this guy named Phil’s house. Upon seeing Phil I immediately regretted this decision. I did not want to be going back to a trailer and partying there. Reluctantly we followed him to his place and I immediately retracted my statement. He lived in the biggest, most luxurious house I have ever seen.
I asked my friend Dustin what the fuck was up and he responded “Both of his parents are doctors.” Well if my parents were loaded I guess I wouldnt give a fuck either. So we get there and they drag a ping pong table outside and we immediately set up beer pong. After a couple games we are shown around the house and I asked if I could move in. You’re reading this expecting the house to be awesome, but it was even better than that. The basement had pinball machines, air hockey, everything you could think of. Oh yeah, it also had 11 drum sets. Yes 11. Apparently the kids dad was some kind of collector.
So the place was badass and everyone is getting drunk and then we run out of beer. Game over. So before we get in the car to leave I decided that it would be a good idea to make myself throw up so that I wouldn’t feel like shit in the morning. It was a terrible decision. Once I started throwing up, I couldn’t stop. I threw up 3 times in Phil’s yard, twice in the white castle drive thru, and then once more on the side of the road before we even made it back to my friends trailer, I wish i was making that part up.
So he sets me up with a puke pan and I’m sitting in a chair and then it happens. I’m about 30 seconds away from shitting my pants. I run as fast as my drunken ass can to the bathroom, with the puke pan of course. I proceeded to shit and puke simultaneously for what felt like forever. Now here is the good part. My friends roommate gets home from work and knocks on the bathroom door. I let him know that I’m in there. He says he needs to get his contacts off the counter. This was my exact response “If you want them, you’re going to have to get them.” In my drunken stupor there was no way I was going to be able to get anything for anyone. So he reluctantly opens the door and grabs them. Eventually I stop shitting long enough to jump into the shower. I’m leaning against the wall letting the water fall on me and I fall asleep. Standing in the shower is a terrible place to decide to fall asleep. I wake up as I’m falling and hitting the side of the tub. Goddamnit. I dry off and go and sleep on the couch. The next day we are leaving and my buddy is driving us back, two hours mind you, and it I ask him if I happened to get raped the night before. My throat was killing me from all the throwing up and my ass was killing me from all the shitting. It was the most uncomfortable ride of all time.
Dear J2, You get points for not shitting your pants. Its always good to keep one of those spare donut pillows handy for those bumpy rides. A smoking O-ring needs to be handled with care.
Deer Busted For B & E
October 30, 2008
He didn’t realize they butter the floors down after school.
The Glass Is Too Clean?!
October 30, 2008
What gets me is that the door is propped open on some shots and they still opted for the glass.
Mmmm Ass Sandwich
October 29, 2008
I don’t have a clever caption for this so I think I’ll just stare and be envious of the chick in the middle for a few minutes.
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I’m guessing she burned about 10-12 thousand calories during that brief moment of intense exercise.
Guy Goes Ballistic At Gas Station
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When you fly off at the mouth it’s only a matter of time before someone shuts it for you.
BMX Kid Learns About Faceplants
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Huge air, huge drops and huge balls on these jumps.
The All New UFC Drinking Game
October 28, 2008
Even if you aren’t a fan of MMA, you can still have loads of fun watching a pay per view. We’ve come up with a little game that lets you get tanked while enjoying a night of alpha male euphoria. You will need the following items to play:
Beer (whatever is available)
Hard alcohol (anything that can be taken as a shot preferably 80 proof or above)
Here are 6 easy rules that you need to follow. If by any chance you happen to be getting food, or going to the bathroom while one of these events take place; you will need to complete the task when you return. This will ensure that everyone is around the same level of intoxication. Often times a friendly living room wrestling match may occur during the course of a UFC pay per view. Making everyone drink the same amount will eliminate your buddies excuse for getting completely dominated…”ya I was way more drunk than you or I woulda won”.
6) Any time a fighter is submitted you must
Take 1 shot, and chase it with 1 gulp of beer. Shouting out the name of the submission before the announcers do, will earn you some karma points.
5) Any time Mike Goldberg says “An interesting turn of events” you must
Stand up, do your best Mike Goldberg impression, take a drink of your beer, and knod your head.
4) Whenever a fighter gets knocked out you must
Take 1 shot (no chasers allowed). This lets your throat burn which shows empathy for what the fighter just went through. Karma points will again be awarded if you are the first to shout “KTFO”.
3) Whenever a Ring Girl is shown you must
Pick up your beer and chug it until the camera pans away. If you finish your beer while she is still on the screen, just pretend like you are still drinking. Do not put your empty can down and open another half way through. You may get called for stalling.
2) Whenever a Fighter thanks Jesus you must
Take a shot using no hands. Upon tilting your head back you should place both of your hands high in the air.
1) Anytime Joe Rogan says “He Got Rocked!” you must
Take a flaming shot. This is one of Joe’s signature lines. He has stopped saying it as often as he used to, so when he does – it better count. We will not be held responsible for any houses that burn down as a result of a failed flaming shot. Here is a quick example of how NOT to do a flaming shot
How Not To Do A Flaming Shot – Watch more free videos
If you feel that extreme intoxication can not be achieved via our set of rules, feel free to comment on additional rules needed.
Other stuff to check out:
Amazing Thriller Reprise – RM
Dad swings toddler around wtf? – RM
13 dead hot actresses we would’ve boned – 13gb
Cool money sculptures (pic) – CT
Bug in the office – CH
Light vs dumb kid – FG
Weird stunt (pic) – FH
