Name: Leslie

Age: 23

This took place last summer when My ex-boyfriend and I spent the weekend with some friends at their lake house.  Long story short, we planned on having a fun filled four day weekend doing all sorts of recreational activities, and it was great for the first two nights.

Unfortunately for me, my boyfriend Jeff got completely trashed.  Thus, when it was time to settle down for the evening, he was unable to “rise to the occasion” with all of the booze in his system.  This was understandable at first, but on the second night I was ready for some love.  Of course Jeff was already passed out by the time I came back from showering so I was left with a snoring pillow with beer breath once again.

On the third day I decided I would try something different.  My friend works in a pharmacy, and awhile back she gave me one of those little blue Cialis pills that can guarantee performance for up to 36 hours.  I found the pill buried in my purse and crushed it with a beer bottle.  Then I poured the crushed pill into a Bud light and gave it to Jeff.

Needless to say, Jeff did not pass out right away that night.  I was happy and finally got a good night of sleep.

The next day we all went down to the lake and drank margaritas while the guys played on the jet ski’s.  Surprisingly when people started to load up the ski’s, Jeff stayed out on the water.  I remember seeing his face and I knew something was wrong.

Even when he jumped off the jet ski he stayed waist deep in the water.  After a few minutes I kicked off my flip flops and went to see what was wrong.  When I got closer I could see that poor Jeff had a huge erection.  I looked down and he said something like “I don’t know whats wrong its been like this on and off all fucking day!”  I didn’t say anything and eventually he “settled down” enough to come back on dry land.

The worst part though was that his buddies caught on to what happened and they began to heckle him.  He still got teased a bit from time to time up until we broke up.

I never did tell him what I put in his beer that day.

Dear Leslie, I’m sure all of the females will cheer “you go sister!”, while throwing up their arms with that whole ‘rah rah girl power’ bullshit.  The bottom line is: you ruined that guys weekend.  The only thing he wanted was to have some fun with the guys at the lake.  You should have been happy enough that he let you tag along.

ps – where do you live?