Girlie drinks are bitter sweet.  On one hand they taste great.  On the other, they make you look like you would share a Root Beer float with a construction worker, wearing nothing but a pair of cut off jean shorts.

We’re going to break down some of the top “chick drinks” that you should not be ordering at bars (unless they are for someone who has a vagina).  We will also show you how to make them, just in case you find yourself behind the serving end of a bar.

5) Kamikaze

The Kamikaze has gotten guys laid that normally do not get laid.  Sorority girls from coast to coast are pouring these down the hatch as we speak.  The Kamikaze is usually consumed as a shot, but can also be served as a drink (recommended for boring dinner dates).

How to Make:

1 part Lime Juice
1 part Triple Sec
2 parts Vodka

Mix in a shaker with ice and pour into shot glasses.

4) Red Headed Slut

Ordering one of these vixens is tempting.  Just the right amount of kick, with none of the throat burn.  We won’t judge you if you do give in and order one, but don’t be surprised if Richard Simmons approaches you for a game of patty cake.

How to Make:

6 parts Cranberry Juice
1 part Peach Schnapps
1 part Jagermeister

Mix together in a shaker and pour into a shot glass – If you want a stronger shot use less Cranberry juice, this also works as a standard cocktail for the ladies.

3) Lemon Drop

Ordering one for the ladies is smart.  Ordering one for yourself is another way of saying “Hi I’m looking for the all male Fireman’s costume party”.  Lemon Drops are easy to keep track of.  If the raspy voiced hottie you’re hanging out with is tossing these back via double, its the equivalent of a regular shot of vodka.  4 or 5 of these should lead to a successful night.

How to Make:

1 part Lemon Juice
1 part Vodka
1 Teaspoon sugar

Moisten inside of a glass with a piece of lemon, then coat glass with sugar.  Add chilled Vodka.

2) Jello Shots

At social gatherings, it is permitted to accept a Jello Shot (if it is handed to you).  You should not under any circumstances order these on a guys night out.  Doing so, can and will banish you from all future “guys nights”.  Knowing how to make a Jello Shot is quintessential for a long list of self explanatory reasons.

How to Make:

1 package Watermelon jell-o
1 cup boiling water
1 cup Malibu(R) coconut rum (You can also sub Vodka)

Refrigerate until it hardens as you would regular jell-o.

1) Jolly Rancher

If you dream of one day brushing Fabio’s long blond hair, then yes, order these like they are going out of style.  Otherwise steer clear.  There is an upside to ordering the Jolly Rancher, and they can often be used to your advantage.  Have you ever heard the line “Sorry I don’t do shots”?  Its often spouted out by females who take on the over protective-roommate/cock block role.  Your reply should ALWAYS be – “Thats fine, I’ll just order you a Jolly Rancher”.  Dumbfounded she will accept, and after a handful, it should be smooth sailing.

Please note this mans expression.  He is not smiling because he enjoys his dates company.  He is smiling because he knows that he only has to order 4 more in order to seal the deal.

How to Make:

2 parts Apple vodka
1 part of Citrus vodka
1 part of Apple schnapps
1 part Ice

Fill a shaker with ice.  Pour the one-half ounce of apple schnapps into the shaker. add both the half ounce of citrus vodka and one ounce of apple vodka.  Shake to chill.  Pour into shot glasses and serve.

Have an unmanly drink you’d like to add to the list?  Share it below.  Also, thanks to the folks over at SizzUp who showed us how to mix these up.