For the modern day gamer, Niko (from GTA 4) is the epitome of a virtual badass.  Suave attitude, sick driving skills, and a way with the ladies - makes Niko a prime candidate for the pixelated badass of modern day gaming.  Lets hit the rewind button and go back to 1996 when Duke Nukem barreled his way to the top of MS-DOS gaming.  Duke Nukem did all of the basic badass things that Niko does now... more.

I am easily amused.  So easily amused that I will attempt to make a demotivational poster out of any picture that I find even slightly interesting. My Demotivator Wanna make your own? 1) Right click the original,... more.

I seriously don't understand how people continue attempts at flaming shots without extinguishing the fire before hand.  Take a look at how this Darwin candidate almost ignites an entire kitchen. Another Failed Flaming Shot - Watch more free videos... more.

How different majors react to roadkill - College Humor Bambi and Thumper (irl) - Fugly Been to Hooters? Try Knockers - more.

Does this slightly excite anyone else?  OK good, for a minute there I thought I had issues for being able to pitch a tent in my shorts, whilst looking at a dudes fucked up eye.  Here is the original incase you want... more.

Welcome to the next best thing.  Humor and slight arousal all in one!  I really hope this is the beginning of some awesome remakes.  I have an idea of my own. Debbie Does Dallas 2000, washing machine scene:  Put her on top of a CBR 1000. Diesel SFW XXX - Watch more free videos... more.

Name: David Age: 19 About 5 years ago when I was 19, we drove down to Tijuana, Mexico for a night of partying.   I myself am also Mexican, unfortunately I don't know the language.  My Mexican friends refer to me as a coconut (brown on the outside white on the inside). So we head down to TJ and immediately hit a club on the strip.  In TJ you can pay something like $15 to drink all of t... more.

Disclaimer: I found my hand sneaking its way down my shorts halfway into this video.  If you're at work, make sure you don't "drift off".  With a performance like that on the court, it makes you wonder what her 'bed room decibel' is. Female Player Excited by Tennis - Watch more free... more.

A night at the bar can get pretty intense.  We've put together some caution signs that should probably become mandatory in all bars and night clubs from here on out. 11) 10) 9) more.

My name is...well most people refer to me as douchebag, and I'm here to ruin your good time.  Lets take a gander at some social activities you were looking forward to until I turned them into a complete train wreck. 6) First Date With A Girl You Like You just had wonderful first date with a girl you see... more.