Yoda and the butt beads

Name: lord vader
Age: 23

Not too long ago I went to the north part of town with a friend of mine.  The north side of town is well known for it’s night life.  We hopped a bus and a train and after ten minutes reached some streets that were lined with bars and clubs.  This particular area was close to a well known university and so had many of it’s students in attendance.  We saddled up to a nameless bar and began to “pickle” ourselves.

It was not long into our stay at the local watering hole that my friend took notice of two women across the bar standing by a wall chatting with themselves.  My friend (we’ll call him “yoda”) began telling me that he was making crazy eye contact with the aforementioned women and I was told to do the same.

After some awkward first glances and a couple across the room smiles we motioned them to come over.  As they approached I was relieved to see they were quite good looking. The first definitely had the “hot for teacher ” look down pat, and the other was just as intriguing.  After we introduced our selves we offered to buy them drinks which they happily accepted.  They told us they were from the university and hadn’t much pocket money for drinks at the pub.  We decided that this was our in, as we both had full time jobs and each of us had a pocket full of money.  As the night pressed on we all became increasingly more and more inebriated.

As such the playful talk and witty banter moved into the area of drunken groping and public neck licking.  It was as many say “a sure thing”.  We had been in their company in the pub for almost three hours when the conversation turned into one about drugs.  The one whom had taken a liking to my “yoda” remarked how she would really like to “get high” or “smoke a joint”.  As luck would have it both her friend and myself had some smoke on us.  I asked if we should go the park or maybe the water front to enjoy a marijuana cigarette or two.  “No” the other said “we may get busted, besides we have a bong in our dorm room”.  With that statement the two of us were invited up their dorm room not four blocks from the pub.

After a stop for another six pack and quick taco we were on our way.  They roomed in a newly built dorm building.  I was pleasantly surprised to find that their dorm room had a separate bedroom.  We settled down and began to smoke her water pipe.  The mood was one of casual bliss with rugs and pillows on the floor and the sounds of 60’s rock playing through the stereo.  We all enjoyed in the care free mood induced by the libations and illicit drugs.

Soon I was joined by the other girl on the floor were we proceeded to move into heavy petting and make out session.  It was then, out of the corner of my eye, I noticed “yoda” and his new found friend had followed suit.  For a moment thought of an orgy or “pullin a train” ran through my head. This was not too be though.  As soon “yoda” made off to the seperate bedroom with “hot for teacher”.

Alone with the other girl I moved ahead and started undressing her.  She slowed down by the alcohol and chemicals ingested and it made the whole event quite cumbersome and difficult.  Soon though she had taken of her blouse and her brasserie.

She had began to move on my knob when “yoda” emerged from the room wearing only his pant and carrying his shoes and shirt in his hands.  He seemed quite bothered and upset and loudly told asked me to leave with him.  The whole situation was quite strange what with me having some drunk girls shirt off and her at my knob with the two rolling around on the ground like two animals.  I had to get up and ask him what the problem was.  “I got to get outta here are you coming with me or no”.  I whispered ” can’t you wait in front or in the kitchen?  this won’t take long “  He told me “no” and said he wanted to go home now.

It was very difficult decision but ultimately I had to choose in favor my good friend rather than  this shirtless drunken women on the floor before us.  I lied and told her he was diabetic and having some problems and needed to go home for his insulin.  She didn’t seem as dissapointed about the turn of events and scriblled her phone number on a piece of paper and hugged me, shirtless.  She whispered “call me, okay.”  I gathered my belongings and headed for the door not before “yoda” complimented her on her “nice tits”.  With that we were gone.

Out of the building and on to the streets I headed for the train stop.  “yoda” headed in another direction and beckoned me likewise.  Minutes later we were sharing a smoke at the lake front when began to reveal just what had happened back in the bedroom.

He said at first, everything went on as usual. He said she took her clothes of and began kissing on his knob as soon as the door was shut, without making it to the bed non the less.  It was when they went to the bed he said he knew something was a miss.  Before laying on the bed she removed the comforter to reveal plastic sheets.  The type they used on toddler’s beds so if they wet themselves at night it doesn’t seep through.  He said he paid no real attention to it but as things progressed she ducked unerneath the bed to grab some device or strange object.  She told him they were “sex beads” or “anal beads”.  She then told them they stick it up people’s asses for pleasure. “yoda” told me he grabbed at the beads in excitement seeing as “he never had done kinky shit like that before”.  But the beads were not for him to stick up her ass, rather for her to stick up his ass.  I was shocked. This girl looked the type to only do it in the missionary position certainly not the type to have anal beads.  I asked him if he had indeed done what she had said she wanted to do.  He took a long drag on the joint and shook his head. Then with a sense of pride he looked up and said” hell yeah, I got about four of things in me before I started in on her”.  “Did it hurt” I asked?  ” No” he said ” she had some lube”.  I couldn’t believe it.   He said though what was he to do though.  “She was naked and ready for it” adding “I considered it a small price to pay for some tail”.  He said after the beads were inserted they began on getting back to business.

He said they hadn’t progressed far when she moved on his knob and violently pulled the beads out of his ass in one motion!  Next he remembers a sick sensation and the he said he just shit all over the bed.  He looked in shock.  Because he just shit all over her bed.  This is the most strangest part though.  He said it didn’t seem to bother her, rather it turned her on.  He said the smell and the sight almost made him puke.  It was then he grabbed his things and began to leave.  He said when he looked back she was still there on the bed by his shit stain asking him to fuck her by the stain.  “I had to leave ” he said, “I wasn’t sure what was going to happen next”.

With the explanation and the smoke done with we headed  for the train.  Along the way he told me other girl had some of the nicest tits he had ever seen, and I should call her some time.  I decided not to, as to avoid any situation like that myself.  We got on the train around four in the morning and settled in a near empty car.  I sat down nursing the worst case of” blue balls” I ever had.  “Yoda”, my friend stood all the way home.

Dear Lord Vader, please send me that school teacher’s info asap.  I don’t mind swinging the ol’ saber in a bed full my own shit.  Oh wait, yes I do.  That was fucking disgusting!