Name: Howie galt
Age: 26

I had sex with a statue.  The statue was holding a globe on his shoulders.   It empowered me.  It made me feel like I could take over the world.  The statue, though, didn’t respond. It just stood there.  Expressionless.  Boy, he had a lot of weight on his shoulders.  By fucking him I thought I could relieve some of that pressure. it didn’t work.

I fucked and fucked and he didn’t so much as make a peep!  I walked away from the statue feeling worse than I have ever felt in my life.   I felt the world was against me.   I felt like the statue, something so strong could make me feel good.  Instead it left me with deep shame.

As I’m sure most of you know, I don’t post every story that gets submitted.  This is one that didn’t make the cut.  I think this person has a few issues though, and I would be a monster if I didn’t try to help him in some way.

Dear Howie Howie the statue gave me an owie,

The shame you are feeling is completely normal.  I’ve had my share of intercourse with lifeless objects and I also felt deep regret.  I on the other hand was 13, not 26 and I was trying to experiment with things other than Rosie Palmer.  Never the less – I know where you are coming from.

Your sense of empowerment over the statue may have also spawned from issues in your past.  Over domineering mothers, abusive step dads, or siblings who attempted to probe your rectum with various hand held devices – could all lead to this behavior.

I’m going to leave you now with a few medical websites where you can talk to a professional about the feelings you are experiencing.

www.webMD.com, www… – Ok I’m bored with this already.  Scratch everything I just said and buy a camera.  Next time you have drunken statue sex, get it on tape, send it to me, and I’ll post it.