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		<title>By: J Rudy</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2008/08/craziest-things-you-have-over-heard-in-a-bathroom/comment-page-1/#comment-1229</link>
		<dc:creator>J Rudy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 06:08:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>City: San Francisco, CA

Bar: Michael&#039;s Irish Pub/Ulster

When: mid-1980&#039;s

Place was known as hangout for IRA guys in the country hiding from British authorities (or so the rumors went). I wasn&#039;t sure what to believe, but there were quite a few regulars missing digits, a sure sign of a bombmaker.

One night, I stumbled upstairs and overheard one Irishman threatening to blow the head off another one (it was hard to hear why because of the live band and the thick brogue)...as I left I noticed the threatener jamming a huge, chrome handgun into the mouth of the threatenee...I left as quickly as me drunk legs could carry me!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>City: San Francisco, CA</p>
<p>Bar: Michael&#8217;s Irish Pub/Ulster</p>
<p>When: mid-1980&#8217;s</p>
<p>Place was known as hangout for IRA guys in the country hiding from British authorities (or so the rumors went). I wasn&#8217;t sure what to believe, but there were quite a few regulars missing digits, a sure sign of a bombmaker.</p>
<p>One night, I stumbled upstairs and overheard one Irishman threatening to blow the head off another one (it was hard to hear why because of the live band and the thick brogue)&#8230;as I left I noticed the threatener jamming a huge, chrome handgun into the mouth of the threatenee&#8230;I left as quickly as me drunk legs could carry me!</p>
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		<title>By: Jason</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2008/08/craziest-things-you-have-over-heard-in-a-bathroom/comment-page-1/#comment-1193</link>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 06:22:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m back from vacation.  Good news and bad news: 

Bad news - I lost about 6 days worth of incoming email when I switched from goDaddy to bluehost.  I also lost all of the submissions that I had not posted yet.

For those of you who submitted stories within the last 2 weeks, I&#039;m very sorry but I won&#039;t be able to post them unless I can get the archives from goDaddy.


Good news - I didn&#039;t have to read a shit load of email today.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m back from vacation.  Good news and bad news: </p>
<p>Bad news &#8211; I lost about 6 days worth of incoming email when I switched from goDaddy to bluehost.  I also lost all of the submissions that I had not posted yet.</p>
<p>For those of you who submitted stories within the last 2 weeks, I&#8217;m very sorry but I won&#8217;t be able to post them unless I can get the archives from goDaddy.</p>
<p>Good news &#8211; I didn&#8217;t have to read a shit load of email today.</p>
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		<title>By: Sarah</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2008/08/craziest-things-you-have-over-heard-in-a-bathroom/comment-page-1/#comment-1173</link>
		<dc:creator>Sarah</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2008 06:21:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>oh i didn&#039;t care about your comments, just making sure you were approving the new ones :)

Don;t worry as a loyal friend I am not pissed, HAHAHAHAHA!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>oh i didn&#8217;t care about your comments, just making sure you were approving the new ones <img src='http://regretfulmorning.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Don;t worry as a loyal friend I am not pissed, HAHAHAHAHA!</p>
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		<title>By: Gwen</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2008/08/craziest-things-you-have-over-heard-in-a-bathroom/comment-page-1/#comment-1170</link>
		<dc:creator>Gwen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2008 02:42:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This is my friend&#039;s story but I am stealing it from him.

Location: Concord,CA men&#039;s bathroom
Name: Sleep Train Pavilion (huge concert venue)
What did you hear: A guy talking about some Latina who gave him the best blowjob of his entire life last night, with no details spared. He actually used the word &quot;suckmeister&quot;.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is my friend&#8217;s story but I am stealing it from him.</p>
<p>Location: Concord,CA men&#8217;s bathroom<br />
Name: Sleep Train Pavilion (huge concert venue)<br />
What did you hear: A guy talking about some Latina who gave him the best blowjob of his entire life last night, with no details spared. He actually used the word &#8220;suckmeister&#8221;.</p>
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		<title>By: Zack</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2008/08/craziest-things-you-have-over-heard-in-a-bathroom/comment-page-1/#comment-1140</link>
		<dc:creator>Zack</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Aug 2008 13:40:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@Sarah - 

Yep, I&#039;ve been here every day so far.  I&#039;m just trying to keep my own comments back so that I don&#039;t threadshit Jason&#039;s pet project and piss off his loyal friends (haha).

But ok, fine, here&#039;s my contribution.
- - -
Location of Bar/Club: Tijuana, MX

Name of Bar/Club: Mystere Club

What did you hear? Complete silence

The loud music was hiding the fact that the friend that had invited me there that night was getting sucked off by the hot Latina chick he&#039;d been dancing with for the last 45 minutes.

Silence is indeed golden.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@Sarah &#8211; </p>
<p>Yep, I&#8217;ve been here every day so far.  I&#8217;m just trying to keep my own comments back so that I don&#8217;t threadshit Jason&#8217;s pet project and piss off his loyal friends (haha).</p>
<p>But ok, fine, here&#8217;s my contribution.<br />
- &#8211; -<br />
Location of Bar/Club: Tijuana, MX</p>
<p>Name of Bar/Club: Mystere Club</p>
<p>What did you hear? Complete silence</p>
<p>The loud music was hiding the fact that the friend that had invited me there that night was getting sucked off by the hot Latina chick he&#8217;d been dancing with for the last 45 minutes.</p>
<p>Silence is indeed golden.</p>
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		<title>By: Haz Matty</title>
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		<dc:creator>Haz Matty</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Aug 2008 09:32:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This came to me from a waitress where I worked in Houston, Texas in early 90&#039;s.  She was washing her hands and from the bathroom stall she heard (I swear this is true):

&quot;Corn?  I don&#039;t remember eating corn!!&quot;

niiiiiiiiiice............</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This came to me from a waitress where I worked in Houston, Texas in early 90&#8217;s.  She was washing her hands and from the bathroom stall she heard (I swear this is true):</p>
<p>&#8220;Corn?  I don&#8217;t remember eating corn!!&#8221;</p>
<p>niiiiiiiiiice&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Petra</title>
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		<dc:creator>Petra</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Aug 2008 00:53:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This probably doesn&#039;t count but when I was young and hot and into getting drunk no matter where I was, I had attempted to use a gas station &quot;potty&quot; only to find some guy in there taking a wiz.... well he proceeded to following me out of the bathroom with his willy in his hand, shaking it around and asking me if I wanted to play with it.... I was about 19 so needless to say I was pretty grossed out. After all, he was like &lt;em&gt;30&lt;/em&gt;.... anyhoo, it wasn&#039;t weird verbiage but it was certainly weird.....and gross!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This probably doesn&#8217;t count but when I was young and hot and into getting drunk no matter where I was, I had attempted to use a gas station &#8220;potty&#8221; only to find some guy in there taking a wiz&#8230;. well he proceeded to following me out of the bathroom with his willy in his hand, shaking it around and asking me if I wanted to play with it&#8230;. I was about 19 so needless to say I was pretty grossed out. After all, he was like <em>30</em>&#8230;. anyhoo, it wasn&#8217;t weird verbiage but it was certainly weird&#8230;..and gross!</p>
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		<title>By: Sarah</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2008/08/craziest-things-you-have-over-heard-in-a-bathroom/comment-page-1/#comment-1136</link>
		<dc:creator>Sarah</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Aug 2008 23:24:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Poor J no internet for 7 days, how will you survive!? :)

Uh Zack are you approving comments like you are supposed to?

I can&#039;t believe the lame 2 above are all that are in so far :(

Jason make me admin, i got your back!

Umm I have overheard a lot in bathrooms. I can&#039;t remember the exact place but I have heard girls talking about sex, body parts, drugs, etc...

I will start writing it down for you, have fun on your vacation, see you in a week.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Poor J no internet for 7 days, how will you survive!? <img src='http://regretfulmorning.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Uh Zack are you approving comments like you are supposed to?</p>
<p>I can&#8217;t believe the lame 2 above are all that are in so far <img src='http://regretfulmorning.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':(' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Jason make me admin, i got your back!</p>
<p>Umm I have overheard a lot in bathrooms. I can&#8217;t remember the exact place but I have heard girls talking about sex, body parts, drugs, etc&#8230;</p>
<p>I will start writing it down for you, have fun on your vacation, see you in a week.</p>
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		<title>By: AmyOops</title>
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		<dc:creator>AmyOops</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Aug 2008 15:54:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Name: Amy
Location: Was in the male barracks at Lemoore Ca

what: (ok story behind this, I used to visitmy friends and sneak into the male only bathrooms, hey you gotta do what you gotta do)  so next stall..
Oh my god, I know those shoes.. what are you doing in here... Its about time i figured out who the girl was who keeps sneaking in here...

It was so funny at the time</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Name: Amy<br />
Location: Was in the male barracks at Lemoore Ca</p>
<p>what: (ok story behind this, I used to visitmy friends and sneak into the male only bathrooms, hey you gotta do what you gotta do)  so next stall..<br />
Oh my god, I know those shoes.. what are you doing in here&#8230; Its about time i figured out who the girl was who keeps sneaking in here&#8230;</p>
<p>It was so funny at the time</p>
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		<title>By: Chickster</title>
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		<dc:creator>Chickster</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2008 05:38:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Unfortunately, the only thing I hear about in the bathroom is how awesome waterbras are. I concur.</description>
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