Wasted Chick has super annoying laugh

August 31, 2008

Nails on a chalkboard?  I think so.


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Weekend Link Dump

August 30, 2008

6 ass kicking fight scenes from movies - YepYep

Anatomy of a One Night Stand - College Humor

Girl owned by huge ball [img] - CreepyGif

Pain in the ass [img] - Evil Milk

Why Christ died [img] - Fugly

Crazy tounge girl - Dailyhaha

Shocking ads [img] - MINDFVCK

Neil Diamond Attacks America’s Youth

August 29, 2008

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Neil Diamond stops by ‘The Mikey Show‘ to share his feelings on the teens in America.  Obviously he is still living in the past when he uses phrases like “Draft Dodgers” and “Free Love”.  Never the less, his voice should be heard.

Celebrity voice impersonated

Break up Sex? Guess not.

August 28, 2008

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Was emptying out my pictures folder when I came across this beauty.  Easily the dumbest chick I have ever dated.  That’s the price you pay when you go after tall blonds though.  One of my fondest memories of this gem, was when she told me how much of a liberal she was.  Minutes after telling me that we shouldn’t kill animals for food, she ordered the most expensive steak on the menu.  I sort of just sat there with WTF written all over my face.

Don’t reach for that fly ball Timmy!

August 28, 2008

This kids Dad was far too busy guzzling beer and eating hot dogs to be bothered with the troubles of good parenting.


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9 Celebs who need to stop getting wasted

August 25, 2008

There comes a point in every boozing celebrity’s life where they’ve got to ask themselves “Should I slow down a bit?”  Whether their life starts spiraling into a shit storm, or they’re just too old to still be partying like rock stars, this moment will inevitably hit them.  On a personal note, I could care less.  I enjoy the spread eagle tabloids of a pantyless celebrity just as much as the next guy.  Never the less, here is our list of sloppy celebs.

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Bar Logic: The Right Line at the Right Time

August 23, 2008

“Is that a mirror in your pants, because I can see myself in them”

Skeptics and fem nazi’s might tell you that cheesy pick up lines don’t work.  We’re here to tell you that they can and will.  Now I’m sure we will get flooded with comments like “What would you guys know about pickup lines, you spend your whole day reading college humor and the comedy section of Digg” - To that I say; you’re right but thankfully this website brings in a few African American male readers who have seen more ass than a toilet seat at Miley Cirus concert.  We can always count on readers to bring us a duffel bag full of pickup line logic.

More Bar Logic

The March of Shame

August 23, 2008

Doesn’t the narrator sound like Morgan Freeman?

Yoda and the butt beads

August 21, 2008

Name: lord vader
Age: 23

Not too long ago I went to the north part of town with a friend of mine.  The north side of town is well known for it’s night life.  We hopped a bus and a train and after ten minutes reached some streets that were lined with bars and clubs.  This particular area was close to a well known university and so had many of it’s students in attendance.  We saddled up to a nameless bar and began to “pickle” ourselves.

More Yoda (this gets gross, you've been warned)

5 Movie Characters that could probably outdrink you

August 19, 2008

Every once in awhile a movie comes along where you bond with one of the characters in a completely heterosexual manner.  Let me clarify by saying; this list correlates with the character played and not the actor.  Telling your buddies that you’d like to hang out with Matthew McConaughey is a good way to lose man points.  However, explaining that you would enjoy doing keg stands with Wooderson is a completely different story.  This would be embraced by your peers and you will quickly see many head knods in agreement.

In this list we pay tribute to our five favorite on screen alcoholics.

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