Name: Mike

Age: 18

I still get shit from friends at least once a month for this.  Back in 2005 when I was still 15, my friends and I all got together at the park for some badass underage drinking.  The drinking age here in Australia is 18 by the way.

It was the second time I’d ever drank, and we had a bottle of vodka and some other premixes.  I was basically the only one chugging into the vodka, and ended up having about 2 premixed drinks along with 1/3 of the bottle of vodka…Might not sound like overkill, but take into account I was only 15, weighed 62kg and had no resistance to booze.

Well I blanked out at around 11pm before we got back to our mates place, and my first frame of memory was 6 hours later at 5am in the morning.  I was sitting in the shower, the water was flooding the bathroom and the kitchen next door (I didn’t think to close the shower door or curtain).  I’m also naked.

I stumble downstairs and step in the fattest turd you’d ever seen – ‘FUCK’ I thought, ‘My friend got so drunk he shat on the floor, that’s fucked up!’  Long story short…I thought I’d do the right thing and clean my ‘friends’ floor dump,  not realizing I had trod in it and left poo-prints all over his house. I thought I’d cleaned it all up, only to find the next morning that I had supposedly smeared it even further, on the edge of the wall and under the door.  Of course, I pissed myself in my sleep and vomited on my friend’s couch too.

I had trouble touching vodka or any sort of alcohol for almost a year and a half – I WANTED to drink, my throat and gag reflex just wouldn’t accept anything.

I really need to find some Australians to party with.