Regretful and friends help old man get play
July 21, 2008 · Print This Article
This was the last bar my friends and I hit on Saturday night. We saw that this old man was pretty much getting avoided by all of the females. Immediately, we took a liking to him. I handed Dan my camera and started cheering for the old stud.
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After this happened a few girls actually came up and danced with him. Mission complete. He later came up to me and slurred something like this:
“I’m 59 years old man, I can’t take a girl like that home, it would be just wrong don’t you think?”
I replied with:
“Pussy you turn down is pussy you don’t get”.
This made him laugh.
Yikes. I think he went home alone. Just saying. Have a great day.
Jason you went home with him now didn’t you?
I tried. He passed, and kept my dollar anyway
Ha, that is freaking great! Where are you at? In my town the bouncers would have tackled him and thrown him out. Once at the bowling alley I saw a very drunk girl in the lane next to us getting down just like this old guy did.
Friggin priceless!
You should of challenged him to a dance off
@ DirtyLaundryDiva That was a Dive Bar in Mission Beach San Diego – You can hear the bouncer in the backround “Family bar family bar”
@Claire I can’t compete with skill like that!
My guess is that he had no pussy to turn down. A sixty-year old orange dude with a mullet??? He wouldn’t be gettin’ a bite of my cookie! This is why I never hung out in Mission Beach during my days at SDSU. Nice of you to try to help a brotha out though:)
Great post. I laughed so hard I had to stumble review it. Hope to see u get some traffic love as I was the first to discover it. Peace.
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@ Diva – you live in Daygo?
@ crazy t – thanks!
Not anymore. I’m back in the City of Angels.
Nothing is more noble than helping another brother get some pussy. 100 point increase in your Man Score.
I would have totally danced with that guy.