This was the last bar my friends and I hit on Saturday night. We saw that this old man was pretty much getting avoided by all of the females. Immediately, we took a liking to him. I handed Dan my camera and started cheering for the old stud.
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After this happened a few girls actually came up and danced with him. Mission complete. He later came up to me and slurred something like this:
“I’m 59 years old man, I can’t take a girl like that home, it would be just wrong don’t you think?”
I replied with:
“Pussy you turn down is pussy you don’t get”.
This made him laugh.
July 21, 2008
#1
Yikes. I think he went home alone. Just saying. Have a great day.
July 21, 2008
#2
Jason you went home with him now didn’t you?
July 21, 2008
#3
I tried. He passed, and kept my dollar anyway
July 21, 2008
#4
Ha, that is freaking great! Where are you at? In my town the bouncers would have tackled him and thrown him out. Once at the bowling alley I saw a very drunk girl in the lane next to us getting down just like this old guy did.
Friggin priceless!
July 21, 2008
#5
You should of challenged him to a dance off
July 21, 2008
#6
@ DirtyLaundryDiva That was a Dive Bar in Mission Beach San Diego – You can hear the bouncer in the backround “Family bar family bar”
@Claire I can’t compete with skill like that!
July 21, 2008
#7
My guess is that he had no pussy to turn down. A sixty-year old orange dude with a mullet??? He wouldn’t be gettin’ a bite of my cookie! This is why I never hung out in Mission Beach during my days at SDSU. Nice of you to try to help a brotha out though:)
July 22, 2008
#8
Great post. I laughed so hard I had to stumble review it. Hope to see u get some traffic love as I was the first to discover it. Peace.
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July 22, 2008
#9
@ Diva – you live in Daygo?
@ crazy t – thanks!
July 22, 2008
#10
Not anymore. I’m back in the City of Angels.
July 23, 2008
#11
Nothing is more noble than helping another brother get some pussy. 100 point increase in your Man Score.
July 26, 2008
#12
I would have totally danced with that guy.