Name: Justin

Age: 26

One night my buddy and I rolled out to our usual dive bar after work. This place was pretty sick. It was loaded with pool tables, ping pong, video games, and waitress service. The only reason we call it a dive anymore is because of the crowd it brings in.

Cutting right to the chase: We were sitting in a booth and there were 3 girls next to us. My buddy tells them to sit with us and do shots, so they do. 2 of the girls were sisters. One of them was fat and the other one was cute but had almost like a buzz cut hair-do. The third chick was a blond who wasn’t bad looking, but we found out later that she had a kid. This has never stopped my buddy in the past, so he set his sites on her.

I on the other hand took a liking to the ‘butch’ chick. I could pretty much tell that she was a filthy whore just by how quickly she brought up the sex topic. Then I hear my friend pipe up in the background “Damn don’t those two look good together”. Before I could say “Shut up fag” she was sucking on my face.

The rest of the night kind of went like this:

My friend and the blond get in some deep discussion about music, the two sisters get in a huge fight, we do multiple shots of jack, ‘butch’ chick asks me to drive her home.

So I leave my wingman with the fatty and the blond and take ‘butch’ chick to her place. We get inside and start to go at it. I tell her to jump on the Lazy Boy recliner but she says that it will make too much noise. That made me unhappy so I tossed her on the bed and started pounding nails.

We finish up and I realize that I have to be at work in 5 hours, so I set my alarm and pass out on the Lazy boy.

The next morning I wake up to some guys voice and he sounded pissed.

Guy: Who the fuck is that on the sofa!?
‘butch chick: shhh shhh no one, come back in here baby.

For a moment I didn’t know where I was so I scrambled around to find my clothes. The ‘butch’ was in her room with the angry guy and the door was closed so I decided to get dressed and go.

As I’m leaving I pass ‘butch’ girls room and I hear what seems to be a bed squeaking. My jaw hit the floor and I didn’t believe it for a moment until I heard:

Guy: Ya you like it rough like that huh huh *moan groan*
‘butch’ chick: Fuck me fuck me *ohhh moan moan*

On the drive to work I kept asking myself two things.

1) Does her boyfriend know that the guy on the sofa just pile drived her?

2) Does she do this often?

Either way, I felt like shit and thanked Jesus that I wore a rubber.