Dinero-rhea

Name: puffmatty

Age: 34

Myself, my girlfriend, and her friend went to Cancun for a vacation 4 years ago.  After a few days of sun, beaches and tons of local food and booze, we decide to go club hopping one night.  After a couple dozen drinks a piece we needed to find an ATM for more Pesos.  Her friend did not want to stay alone OR use the bathroom at the nasty nightclub we were at, so she tagged along.

Down the block, we found a rather large tinted glass structure that we were told was an ATM.  So the 3 of us go into the glass hut.   My girl and I were trying to figure out the exchange rate and what to withdrawl, when we were hit by a tsunami of stench, as if a shit grenade just exploded within the vacinity.  To our right, we saw the third wheel, pants around the ankles blasting liquidfied enchiladas all over the floor!  Oh God, THE SMELLL!!!!!!

Well, we soon find the windows weren’t exactly as tinted as we thought they were, and the Mexican Policeman (who you thought would have seen it all working in Cancun) WAS NOT AMUSED.  Needless to say, even in my broken Spanish, I understood someone was going to jail, so I handed him the $150 we just pulled out of the ATM and he motioned for us to get the fuck outta there.   Which we did.  It ended up being a good deal for everyone.  We didn’t spend the night bailing the poop princess outta jail, the cop got a weeks pay -  oh, I guess the cleaning woman got screwed.

Matt, I was eating when you sent me this.  Although I laughed pretty hard, my dinner was ruined.  On another note - has anyone noticed that this is the third shit story in 2 weeks?  You kids need to lay off the bran muffins.