Demotivational Poster Contest!

July 28, 2008 · Print This Article

The guys over at SizzUp.com are going to give the best demotivational poster an awesome beer mug

This poster will be used in my next article called “Understanding the Tramp Stamp”.  Once I get all of the video footage, I will post it.

Edit: The contest is now over - SizzUp.com has picked the following poster to win the mug.  Congrats to Nick!  To the rest of you who submitted, thank you for making us laugh - these are all awesome.

How to play:

1) Save the following picture to your desktop.  (Click on it first to get the full size)

2) Make a poster out of it using one of the generator sites.

3) Upload your poster to photobucket, image shack, or whichever image site you prefer.

4) Post the link to your masterpiece in the comments.

Do not worry about being offensive.  The guys from SizzUp are judging this, and they are alcoholics.

A winner will be selected this weekend!  I will start posting the pics you make as they come in.

Comments

54 Responses to “Demotivational Poster Contest!”

  1. Frank J on July 28th, 2008 7:45 pm

    The tramp stamp and the best demotivational poster contest, nice concept!

  2. rubenmnk on July 28th, 2008 7:57 pm

    wow.. the best demotivational poster contest that i ever see..
    nice…

  3. Fool on July 28th, 2008 8:07 pm

    Is that where they keep their pencils?

  4. Hiltonizer on July 28th, 2008 8:26 pm
  5. Jason on July 28th, 2008 8:31 pm

    @Hiltonizer - Now thats how to swing for the fences!

  6. DeathWish808 on July 28th, 2008 8:34 pm
  7. Petra on July 28th, 2008 8:39 pm

    the only way to understand the tramp stamp is to be a tramp… I mean chick.

    And to answer your question, yes.

  8. jec2384 on July 28th, 2008 9:41 pm

  9. Justin on July 28th, 2008 10:16 pm
  10. Ryan on July 28th, 2008 10:51 pm
  11. Erica on July 28th, 2008 10:52 pm
  12. Erica on July 28th, 2008 10:53 pm
  13. Erica on July 28th, 2008 10:53 pm
  14. Chris on July 28th, 2008 11:09 pm
  15. Sarah on July 29th, 2008 2:10 am

    Jason disqualify the two dumbasses that quoted wedding crashers “might as well be a target” especailly the 2nd dumbass who not only copied wedding crashers but wasn’t smart enough to use the right font or check to see if his idea was taken :)

    The slut on your forehead one was pretty funny but I am pretty sure I have heard that in a few comedy acts before.

    So my vote would have to be for nothing says classy like a tatto just above your ass. I am sure that one in unoriginal as well but it is funny and oh so true.

  16. whipstir on July 29th, 2008 3:25 am

    wow! those are very interesting pics. I wish I have those kinds of behinds.

  17. Ankit Gupta on July 29th, 2008 5:04 am

    Demotivational poster contest……wow…. Gr8 idea ha…….by the way the lastgirl tattoo is awesome…….lol

  18. Adiska on July 29th, 2008 12:36 pm

    This is crazy but cool idea of poster contest. Great :)

  19. Leah on July 29th, 2008 4:03 pm
  20. J on July 29th, 2008 4:12 pm
  21. asdf on July 29th, 2008 5:03 pm

    @Leah: haha, that is my favorite so far.

  22. Nick Maranzano on July 29th, 2008 5:23 pm
  23. Nick Maranzano on July 29th, 2008 5:23 pm
  24. Nick Maranzano on July 29th, 2008 5:24 pm
  25. Nick Maranzano on July 29th, 2008 5:24 pm
  26. Nick Maranzano on July 29th, 2008 5:24 pm
  27. Nick Maranzano on July 29th, 2008 5:25 pm
  28. cass on July 29th, 2008 5:43 pm
  29. Comedy Plus on July 29th, 2008 6:53 pm

    Bwahahahahahahaha. You crack me up. :)

  30. Ifa on July 29th, 2008 7:05 pm

    hehe.. crazy ;p but cool

  31. Claire on July 29th, 2008 10:38 pm

    I would do almost anything for a beer mug…….. Not really.#
    But I may as well have a bash at this.
    http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/4026/motivator22432775482022av6.jpg

  32. suplado on July 30th, 2008 11:09 am

    wow wow weeeeee. nice piece of art…:-)

  33. P1 Junior on July 30th, 2008 3:27 pm
  34. Canucklehead on July 30th, 2008 4:22 pm

    No collection would be complete without this one:

    http://www.canucklehead.ca/look/tramp_stamps.html

    That being said, I should warn you that ‘Tramp Stamps’ are SO ‘07 - the new hit is the closely related cousin who lives on the front, the ‘VADGE BADGE’.

  35. Solidus on July 30th, 2008 5:56 pm
  36. Recky on July 30th, 2008 8:25 pm
  37. Justin on July 30th, 2008 8:32 pm

    Ok Sarah. When I came up with the “might as well be a target” I was sure that everyone had seen the movie. What is wrong with a movie reference. It’s not like I’m in trouble for not citing my term paper……. it is a derogatory poster. I think Sarah just may be mad because I came up with her idea first. I’m not trying to flame you Sarah, I’m just defending myself.

  38. sarah on July 30th, 2008 9:00 pm

    yeah no worries it just is boring.

  39. sarah on July 30th, 2008 9:02 pm
  40. Jason on July 30th, 2008 9:30 pm

    Don’t take that from her Justin! I knew where your head was at.

  41. Fierce Diva on July 30th, 2008 10:57 pm

    Is this lame trend close to being played out??? Please say yes.

    BTW…There’s a fat chick at my office that has an effing HUGE tramp stamp. I guess she thought it would make her ass look smaller. She also has a tendency to wear shirts that are too short and pants that are too low. Last week the HR manager sent her home to change. Can you say humiliation???

  42. john on July 30th, 2008 11:57 pm
  43. Ian on July 31st, 2008 12:50 am

    I’ve also seen the long ones (like the chick in the middle’s) referred to as a “cum bar”. This I believe is to do with it being a good target for the guy to aim at when he pulls out for the money shot (as in a porn movie).

  44. Iver Olsen on July 31st, 2008 2:03 am

    I’m more of a rack man, but nice picture. :-)

  45. kcvortex on August 1st, 2008 9:19 pm
  46. Joe TM on August 3rd, 2008 12:23 am
  47. Justin on August 4th, 2008 5:38 pm

    So who won the contest??

  48. Jason on August 4th, 2008 6:25 pm

    I am waiting for the guy from Sizzup to return my email - I will let you know as soon as I hear back!

  49. Justin on August 4th, 2008 7:38 pm

    Thanks Jason

  50. topgunwon on August 6th, 2008 2:14 am

    Hey I hope I’m not too late! [IMG]http://i535.photobucket.com/albums/ee359/topgunwon/tramp_stamp-1.jpg[/IMG] Shit even if the contest is over I hope you keep postin’ these things rock! I sure am surprised someone didn’t hit on that “FUR COLLAR!”

  51. Jason on August 6th, 2008 2:23 am

    I got your back Topgunwon - Posting now.

  52. Dan on August 6th, 2008 7:30 pm

    I got nothin against tramp stamps, but if the stamp is wide enough you could write

    “welcome to jamaica and have a nice day”

    across them, you need to lose some weight.

  53. Herschel on September 7th, 2008 11:16 pm
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