College Humor has a section called cute college girl of the day. Recently they posted this pic.
What the fuck is this? Come on guys you can do better. This chick is almost more scary than that muddy little bitch who crawled out of the TV in ‘The Ring’.
Here’s another one they posted.
If I were snorkeling and I saw that shit swimming at me, you can bet your ass that I’d be loading my speergun.
I’m seriously considering mounting my camera, laying down naked, spreading my ass cheeks apart, and taking a pic. Theres no reason why Regretful’s Red Eye can’t make the front page. Just look at my competition.
I am also considering a section called “Not so hot girl of the day”. This is where I weed out what College Humor let slip through the filter. Thoughts?