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Cute College Girl of the Day? Not so much.

Posted July 8th, 2008 at 1:50 pm by

College Humor has a section called cute college girl of the day.  Recently they posted this pic.

What the fuck is this?  Come on guys you can do better.  This chick is almost more scary than that muddy little bitch who crawled out of the TV in ‘The Ring’.

Here’s another one they posted.

If I were snorkeling and I saw that shit swimming at me, you can bet your ass that I’d be loading my speergun.

I’m seriously considering mounting my camera, laying down naked, spreading my ass cheeks apart, and taking a pic.  Theres no reason why Regretful’s Red Eye can’t make the front page.  Just look at my competition.

I am also considering a section called “Not so hot girl of the day”.  This is where I weed out what College Humor let slip through the filter.  Thoughts?

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10 Comments
  • Comedy Plus
    July 8, 2008
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    #1

    I’m female, and I have to agree that neither one of these gals could be considered pretty. The last one plain scared me. Just saying. Have a great day. :)

  • Charles
    July 8, 2008
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    #2

    I don’t know, both of them look fine to me.

    The first one is fine aside from the blinking, and the second is just a terrible picture.

  • Marc
    July 8, 2008
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    #3

    Is the first girl drunk or what? :p Seems she’s so dazed :O I’d say just go with the Cute College of the girl. Not so cute seems a little bit dull and I would not want to see pics of girls like that :P Anyway, it’s still up to mate! Just my 2 cents. Cheers!

  • Fierce Diva
    July 8, 2008
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    #4

    I’ll give the first girl a pass cuz it’s not a good shot and she looks reasonably cute. Girl two ain’t even in the neighborhood of cute. You have my permission to spear her.

  • Creg
    July 8, 2008
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    #5

    Diva you sound hawt

  • vulcanhammer
    July 9, 2008
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    #6

    The first girl has a nice face except it looks like she’s mid-blink or drunk. The second girl—mmmm, not so good.

  • GetSmartGal
    July 9, 2008
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    #7

    Jason I think your being a bit rough on the first girl…bad picture is all you got there! I’m sure you have taken a few not so great pics, come on admit it.

    Now the second….well I just don’t know what to say there-scary just doesn’t seem to cute it! Ouch!!

  • moo
    July 11, 2008
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    #8

    they’re both just not great pix man…

  • RJ
    July 13, 2008
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    #9

    Some of you guys are just too picky, bad pics don’t mean a thing… besides if all chicks were drop dead gorgeous there would be no contrast and you wouldn’t know the difference …
    So….As far as girl 2 goes, the thinning hair is obvious and she’ll be bald by her late 30′s. Girl 1 has nice hair, complexion and reasonably full lips …

  • Arabic Jokes
    August 7, 2008
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    #10

    welll………mmmmmmmmmmmmm just a terrible picture

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