Theres a certain soft spot in every mans heart when it comes to beer commercials. They can lift the mood when your team is losing, give us a chuckle, and make us want another beer all at the same time. Today we’re going to honor some of the best.
8: Real Men of Genius – Silent Killer Gas Passer (Budlight)
90% of the time I will change the radio station once the commercials start to roll. The Real Men of Genius series is part of the 10% that will not get skipped over. They’ve made an ass out of almost every single “that guy” in the world, all while raising up a beer in their name.
7: Can I get another Beer Bitch? (Bierbitzch)
How not to ask for a drink. The first time I saw this my head was sideways like a confused German Shepard. Then I saw the punchline and chuckled. One of these days I will hit the local dive bar and see if saying “Can I get a Bierbitzch” actually works, or gets me 86′d.
6: Wedding Reception (Budlight)
Weddings suck. We go for the free booze and to meet hot brides maids. If it wasn’t for the reception, I’m almost certain the number of wedding attendees would plummet by 80%. If you’re planning to get married, do your buddies a favor and exchange the rings, skip the vows, and say “I do”.
5: Foreplay (Fosters)
Ladies it almost pains me to say this but…Unless you’re in a new relationship, we’re probably going to be more interested in the game on TV. Come back once our team has dominated (minimal talking preferred).
4: Psycho Ex Girlfriend (Brahma)
Whats worse than an Ex girlfriend with a grudge? A psycho Ex girlfriend with a grudge. Whats worse than a psycho Ex girlfriend with a grudge? A psycho Ex girlfriend with a grudge, who knows voodoo. Yup, you’re pretty much fucked. Instead of crying about it; drink a Brahma, piss in her face, and laugh.
It doesn’t get much better than scoping out a hot babe at a pool from an area where she is oblivious to you. Oh wait, yes it does. Scoping out a hot babe, who is completely soaked, while drinking her beer.
2: Skinny Dipping (Budlight)
Wrong place at the wrong time? Hardly. If I ever hit the mega millions you can bet your ass that one of these is going to be in my back yard.
1: How Men Screw up Romance (Hahn)
Romance is overrated. The tub and the girl aren’t going anywhere. If you see an opening to perform an epic cannon ball, then by god you better take it. Boo hoo, you might not end up being hand fed a bowl of strawberries, but who cares? A stellar cannon ball performance is always well worth it.
Have a favorite beer commercial? Post the link! I’d watch these things all day long if I could.