Regretful Morning

Voice Mail Douchbaggery

Posted June 28th, 2008 at 3:11 am by

Ladies, I’m not saying that you shouldn’t give out your number when you go out.  I’m just letting you know that you could be subject to enormous amounts of voice mail douchbaggery.


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16 Comments
  • Gluttony
    June 28, 2008
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    #1

    What a stalker. The woman who gave out her number to this idiot should be hit in the head with a hammer.

    • Yue
      January 4, 2010
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      #2

      How was she supposed to know this guy’s a fruit loop? What a piece a work, he is obviously trying to hide a lot of issues.

  • matt
    June 28, 2008
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    #3

    man, thats a playa. He obviously went to a “How to meet women” seminar. What a DOUCHEBAG!!!! a fucking deadline!!! I’m typing this as I’m hearing it, shocking! wow….we should ALL call him

  • matt
    June 28, 2008
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    #4

    I found out that this fuckstick teaches courses on how to meet women. “dimitri the lover”– a total tool, nonetheless

  • regretfu
    June 28, 2008
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    #5

    Send me the link!

  • regretfu
    June 28, 2008
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    #6

    nevermind, I found it and now I want to kill myself.

  • Comedy Plus
    June 28, 2008
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    #7

    I’m Greek and I’m an real weirdo. Run ladies, run.

    Demetri is another piece of work. I’m erasing his number now! Believe it our not he’s a complete idiot! He’s on Prozac isn’t he?

    Bwahahahahahaha. Thanks for the laugh. :)

  • jeremy
    June 28, 2008
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    #8

    thanks for not revealing my full phone number.

  • regretfu
    June 28, 2008
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    #9

    @Jeremy – I like your moves

  • vulcanhammer
    June 29, 2008
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    #10

    Holy crap! “6-7 women approach me everyday?” Dmitri forgot to take his meds.

  • Regretful Morning
    June 29, 2008
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    #11

    “6-7 women approach me……..with a can of mace”

  • Sara
    June 30, 2008
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    #12

    “There’s nothing wrong with me”. Hell yes there is! This douche sounds like a serial killer!

  • GetSmartGal
    June 30, 2008
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    #13

    That’s some funny shit there man!! That’s the kinda thing that makes you just want to switch teams, women are looking better and better all the time! :)

  • Fierce Diva
    July 2, 2008
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    #14

    Ain’t nothin’ sexier than a bitter, pompous prick. What a fucktard!

  • amanda
    August 7, 2008
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    #15

    omg….thats hysterical….the fact that she had to waste her time on listening to that is sad. Poor girl, why is it that when they look normal they turn out to be weirdos…i really hope this guy realizes what a complete douche he really is. ‘Im good in bed’…..ok please honey go tell that to your right hand again.

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