Voice Mail Douchbaggery

June 28, 2008 · Print This Article

Ladies, I’m not saying that you shouldn’t give out your number when you go out.  I’m just letting you know that you could be subject to enormous amounts of voice mail douchbaggery.


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15 Responses to “Voice Mail Douchbaggery”
  1. Gluttony says:

    What a stalker. The woman who gave out her number to this idiot should be hit in the head with a hammer.

  2. matt says:

    man, thats a playa. He obviously went to a “How to meet women” seminar. What a DOUCHEBAG!!!! a fucking deadline!!! I’m typing this as I’m hearing it, shocking! wow….we should ALL call him

  3. matt says:

    I found out that this fuckstick teaches courses on how to meet women. “dimitri the lover”– a total tool, nonetheless

  4. regretfu says:

    Send me the link!

  5. regretfu says:

    nevermind, I found it and now I want to kill myself.

  6. Comedy Plus says:

    I’m Greek and I’m an real weirdo. Run ladies, run.

    Demetri is another piece of work. I’m erasing his number now! Believe it our not he’s a complete idiot! He’s on Prozac isn’t he?

    Bwahahahahahaha. Thanks for the laugh. :)

  7. jeremy says:

    thanks for not revealing my full phone number.

  8. regretfu says:

    @Jeremy – I like your moves

  9. vulcanhammer says:

    Holy crap! “6-7 women approach me everyday?” Dmitri forgot to take his meds.

  10. “6-7 women approach me……..with a can of mace”

  11. Sara says:

    “There’s nothing wrong with me”. Hell yes there is! This douche sounds like a serial killer!

  12. GetSmartGal says:

    That’s some funny shit there man!! That’s the kinda thing that makes you just want to switch teams, women are looking better and better all the time! :)

  13. Fierce Diva says:

    Ain’t nothin’ sexier than a bitter, pompous prick. What a fucktard!

  14. amanda says:

    omg….thats hysterical….the fact that she had to waste her time on listening to that is sad. Poor girl, why is it that when they look normal they turn out to be weirdos…i really hope this guy realizes what a complete douche he really is. ‘Im good in bed’…..ok please honey go tell that to your right hand again.

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