Drum roll please. The best entry for the Resurrect Drinking Story Contest goes to Canucklehead. You can laugh at his misfortune here. I’m sure he will put this stuff to good use. His response to me via email was “Let me know if this stuff goes with booze – actually, maybe you’d better not.”
You can also check out the rest of the entries here.
Thanks again to ResurrectMe.com for their contribution!