Myspace Douchebaggery
June 19, 2008 · Print This Article
Every once in awhile I like to contribute. Todays post is not about fat chicks, guzzling beer in Vegas, or my ever so helpful relationship advice. Today I’m going to throw my sister under the bus. Earlier today I was leaving her a comment on myspace. Actually it was that video of the two toddlers getting owned by a bat.
Naturally, I had to wait a awhile for her page to load. Being female = making your myspace front page a cluster fuck of images. Why would anyone use the photo album option when they can cram half a dozen slide shows underneath a god awful playlist?
While I was waiting, I decided to scroll through her comments. Shes got a truck load of hot friends and I will sometimes inform her that she needs to introduce me to the trampy ones. So I began to rifle through the comments looking for sluts.
However, something else caught my eye and it gave me quite a chuckle. Comments from guys trying to be smooth. I might just start a whole new site dedicated to myspace fails. A myspace fail is when a guy tries to be smooth on myspace via the comment option, and well…fails beyond belief.
Seriously, if you’re saying shit like “xoxo”, “baby”, and “honey bear” on myspace you need to reevaluate your life. Better yet; wrap a plastic bag around your head, duct tape the base, and watch the tuck scene from Silence of the Lambs.
I cropped out some of my favorites from her page, enjoy.
I know I’m somewhat of an asshole sibling for making this post, but when I see douchbaggery like this, its going public.
HAHAHHAHAAHA, that was awesome! Great find!
MEECH?! WTF kind of a name is MEECH?
The rest of those guys are just douchebags (as you previously noted although I might give cat guy a pass). However, if it were my baby sister I’d be sorely tempted to take a shotgun and put the fear of god in that Anthony guy. Creepy-ass motherfucker.
Wow, that Anthony guy looks and acts like a douchetard! I would tell him to grow a pair.
great post, i can’t stand those dbags on myspace.
definitely a great site idea.
you know the funny thing is guys like that with lines like that actually get girls interested. it’s usually 15 year old girls with an iq of less than 10, but still, they do get some…
that was fukin hilarious bro, very nice job you definitely made those guys look like dicks
I have noticed that on myspace. Any good looking chick on there has like ten stalkers. Seriously I hope your sister has a restraining order against that Anthony.
ha! thats great! maybe i’ll think twice when i leave evidence of MY stalking
Matt, I wouldn’t put it past you.
Eydryan, 15 will get you 20
OMG! was that your sister?
im gonna root her tonight!!!
Hysterical!!
OMFG! That shit is great! We are going to talk about this article on our Podcast called Social Blend. I have run across this type of shit before but have never seen such a funny ass post about it. Damn good / funny post!