Name: Canucklehead

Age: 18 at the time

I should preface by saying that due to a extended ‘wild period’ in my life – I have way too many regretful mornings.  I’ve chose this one at random but I hope you’ll enjoy it…

I was 18 years old (this was 20 years ago – youch!) and one of the girls in high school announced that her parents were going away for the weekend.  It was going to be a kegger!  So, needless to say, my crew headed over right after work and a total of about 15 of us started hitting the beer.  Of course, at this age our excitement was MUCH greater than our tollerance for alcohol.

Anyway, there was a lot of hook-ups, throw-ups and passouts – all the telltale signs of a successful high school party.  I passed out myself and woke up at about five in the morning on the kitchen floor. I was SO hungover and sore that all I wanted to do was to get home to my own bed.

There were two problems:

1) The house I was at was on the opposite side of town, about 4 miles away.

2) I had not a cent on me – I was broke!

Anyway, I found my shoes and started the long, slow trek home.  Well, about 1/2 way home I had a couple of cops in a paddy-wagon pull over to start questioning me.  Not wanting to get this girls parents in trouble, I told the cops that I had been ‘in the park’ as it was painfully eveident that I was still half hammered.

The cops thought this was very ammusing and after some laughter, agreed to give me a ride home, in the front seat with them, no fine – have a good day.

I got home I crashed into my own bed where I remained until noon.  It was not until I got up later that I realized my friends had taken a few liberties the night before when I was passed out.  You see, I was in FULL makeup, eyeliner, blush, rouge – you name it.  The highlight being the arrow to my mouth with a note on my cheek saying ‘insert cock here.’

Yeah, no wonder the cops had a chuckle … The story?  Sad but true.

Moral of the story?  Utter humiliation = get out of jail free card.