Name: Mark

Age: 21

So it’s June 14th 11:59 pm, me and my friends are standing at the bar waiting on the clock to hit 12:00 so I can legally drink. I must first inform you I started the night at a restaurant with 5 shots and 4 mixed drinks; I was drunk to say the least.

Well, 12 came and to start the night I had a double shot of liquid cocaine, a double shot of the four horseman and then a double shot of Jose.  Well after these were downed, I decided to go for round 2…after 10 shots and 20 mins later, I was on a table trying to stop the ceiling fan with my mouth.
This continued for a few minutes until one of my friends carried me out of the bar where they dropped me flat on my face.

The ambulance arrives to pick me up and I leave half a pint of blood on the ground.  Finally at the hospital I have a BAC of .45, 20 stitches and one hell of a head ache…I wet myself 4 times and harrassed a nurse for 24 hours. I almost slipped into a coma and now I still feel like a douche bag!

Dear Mark, was the nurse hot?