21st Birthday
June 21, 2008 · Print This Article
Name: Mark
Age: 21
So it’s June 14th 11:59 pm, me and my friends are standing at the bar waiting on the clock to hit 12:00 so I can legally drink. I must first inform you I started the night at a restaurant with 5 shots and 4 mixed drinks; I was drunk to say the least.
Well, 12 came and to start the night I had a double shot of liquid cocaine, a double shot of the four horseman and then a double shot of Jose. 
Well after these were downed, I decided to go for round 2…after 10 shots and 20 mins later, I was on a table trying to stop the ceiling fan with my mouth.
This continued for a few minutes until one of my friends carried me out of the bar where they dropped me flat on my face.
The ambulance arrives to pick me up and I leave half a pint of blood on the ground. Finally at the hospital I have a BAC of .45, 20 stitches and one hell of a head ache…I wet myself 4 times and harrassed a nurse for 24 hours. I almost slipped into a coma and now I still feel like a douche bag!
Dear Mark, was the nurse hot?
Thats overkill dog.
Yea, tell me about it! I’m gonna get shit for this forEVER and yea…the nurse was sexy as hell
Haha – You should post some picks of your fatty scar!
I was in the ER that night. You had a BAC of .45, that nurse wasn’t hot that you were hitting on, that nurse was a janitor and lucky for you he couldn’t speak english
Hee-hee