21st Birthday

June 21, 2008 · Print This Article

Name: Mark

Age: 21

So it’s June 14th 11:59 pm, me and my friends are standing at the bar waiting on the clock to hit 12:00 so I can legally drink. I must first inform you I started the night at a restaurant with 5 shots and 4 mixed drinks; I was drunk to say the least.

Well, 12 came and to start the night I had a double shot of liquid cocaine, a double shot of the four horseman and then a double shot of Jose. ambulance Well after these were downed, I decided to go for round 2…after 10 shots and 20 mins later, I was on a table trying to stop the ceiling fan with my mouth.
This continued for a few minutes until one of my friends carried me out of the bar where they dropped me flat on my face.

The ambulance arrives to pick me up and I leave half a pint of blood on the ground.  Finally at the hospital I have a BAC of .45, 20 stitches and one hell of a head ache…I wet myself 4 times and harrassed a nurse for 24 hours. I almost slipped into a coma and now I still feel like a douche bag!

Dear Mark, was the nurse hot?

Comments

5 Responses to “21st Birthday”
  1. Yamon says:

    Thats overkill dog.

  2. Mark says:

    Yea, tell me about it! I’m gonna get shit for this forEVER and yea…the nurse was sexy as hell :)

  3. regretfu says:

    Haha – You should post some picks of your fatty scar!

  4. funnebone says:

    I was in the ER that night. You had a BAC of .45, that nurse wasn’t hot that you were hitting on, that nurse was a janitor and lucky for you he couldn’t speak english

  5. Babi says:

    Hee-hee

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