Name: Mark
Age: 21
So it’s June 14th 11:59 pm, me and my friends are standing at the bar waiting on the clock to hit 12:00 so I can legally drink. I must first inform you I started the night at a restaurant with 5 shots and 4 mixed drinks; I was drunk to say the least.
Well, 12 came and to start the night I had a double shot of liquid cocaine, a double shot of the four horseman and then a double shot of Jose. 
Well after these were downed, I decided to go for round 2…after 10 shots and 20 mins later, I was on a table trying to stop the ceiling fan with my mouth.
This continued for a few minutes until one of my friends carried me out of the bar where they dropped me flat on my face.
The ambulance arrives to pick me up and I leave half a pint of blood on the ground. Finally at the hospital I have a BAC of .45, 20 stitches and one hell of a head ache…I wet myself 4 times and harrassed a nurse for 24 hours. I almost slipped into a coma and now I still feel like a douche bag!
Dear Mark, was the nurse hot?
June 22, 2008
#1
Thats overkill dog.
June 23, 2008
#2
Yea, tell me about it! I’m gonna get shit for this forEVER and yea…the nurse was sexy as hell
June 23, 2008
#3
Haha – You should post some picks of your fatty scar!
June 27, 2008
#4
I was in the ER that night. You had a BAC of .45, that nurse wasn’t hot that you were hitting on, that nurse was a janitor and lucky for you he couldn’t speak english
August 20, 2008
#5
Hee-hee