Name: Sara

Age: 21

Probably the best walk of shame was not mine, but I was present for it.  I woke up one morning in a frat house to the loud sound of one of the frat guys announcing something over a speaker system.

In a loud voice we hear “This one is for all you little sleeping Susie’s, time to wake up, and get out!” He then played wake up little Susie.

I started craaaaacking up.  Keep in mind, this was for all the drunken one-night standers.  I on the other hand was dating the guy I was there with, so this did not apply to me.

The guy I was dating opened his door so we could see all the chicks’ stumbling down the hall to the tune of wake up little Susie. Classic!!!

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I wonder if this song will work on any old one night stand?