A few minutes ago as I was checking to see if .45 added anymore twisted entries, when I hear a knock at my door. It was my neighbor. She had a small tea cup in her hand and I thought for a moment that she brought me something warm to help the old hangover.
Her: My sister wanted to know if you have any Tequila.
Me: *Sideways head* I don’t have any left, I have Vodka though.
Her: She has Vodka but she wants something she can take a shot of.
Me: I have Jager.
Her: *happy face*
Should I feel ashamed for being the guy who neighbors goto in order to get shots? Good, I’m not. I think I will embrace my new title with pride.
Me: *pouring double shot of Jager into tea cup* Fresh out of the freezer! There you go!
Her: That looks so good that I want to do it.
Me: *start pouring Jager into the tea cup until its full* That should take care of you both!
Her: By the way my sister thinks you’re beautiful, don’t tell her I told you though ok?
Being called beautiful is a loss of man points, and the sister is like 40. I take a look at the Jager bottle and realize there isn’t enough left to follow through with what just went through my head.
Me: It will be our little secret, have a good night!
May 22, 2008
#1
I think you should feel ashamed – you’re their liquor supplier – you should make them pay >:)
May 22, 2008
#2
Good idea!
May 22, 2008
#3
You gained manpoints by giving them booze. Buying women booze is always a loss. However, if you continue to give them booze without taming the cougar or her sis, you could be in for a major loss. As Robert W. said, make them pay…with blowjobs. lol.
So even though you took a loss with the whole “beautiful” thing, you’re still in the black in the manpoint department.
May 23, 2008
#4
Great blog post and very touching.
May 23, 2008
#5
Good times, memories that will last huh? Too funny man I can’t think of anything witty to say to that so I am going to leave it alone. Besides it looks like that chauvinist guy has your back..
May 23, 2008
#6
At least she didn’t say you looked pretty. Next time add your own “T-bag” to the cup. BOO-Yah!
May 23, 2008
#7
The important question: Was the sis hot?
May 24, 2008
#8
Personally, I would have gone with the old, “I’ve got something for her, but she’s gonna have to come over here to get it.”
40 doesn’t tell me enough, though. An older woman can rock your world, because she has a business degree, so to speak, and isn’t afraid to use it.
BTW, I’ve been toying with possible Regretful Submissions.
May 24, 2008
#9
@chauvinsto – thats reassuring, I hate losing manpoints
@GetSmartGal – damn right hes got my back! ps – you’re hot
@puffmatty – why am I not surprised that the guy who jizzed on his ex-mother-in-laws foot suggested I t-bag? heh
@vulcanhammer – after enough jager, they all look hot
@.45 my oldest was 33 when I was like 20…she left me in fetal position whimpering. I dunno if I can handle 40
July 12, 2008
#10
How did Puffmatty jizz on his ex mother in law’s foot?