We were at a party and one of the guys was making a lot of progress with one of the girls, so they went outside to his Mustang. We stayed at the party and continued drinking.
About an hour later my friend shows back up at the party with a reddish brown beard. Apparently she started her (you know what) as he was going down on her, and he was too drunk to know the difference. Nasty!!
Getting your Red Wings is gross. Getting your Red Wings and not knowing it is funny.