Got a new Camera!

May 21, 2008

Its the Canon SD 950.  Tried it out last night during Taco Tuesday, and I think I like it.

I’ll toss up a new story in a day or so.  My head is not clear enough to run a spell check right now though.

Finally a comedy I want to see!

May 19, 2008

Just came across the trailer for Tropic Thunder.  This is going to be so dumb that I won’t be able to stop laughing.  Ben Stiller, Jack Black, Robert Downey Jr, and Nick Nolte!?  Thats got all-star written all over it.

 

Bare feet n’ Baby Batter

May 17, 2008

Name: Mike

Age: 23

This one was submitted by Mike.  He actually has his own site called PuffMatty.com which is pretty entertaining.

The year was 1993-  I was 23, and my future ex-wife was 18 (yeah, I like jailbait)- we were upstairs at her parents huge house watching TV upstairs in the den.  Since we could hear when people came up the stairs, we started messing around–even though her parents were home.

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Why toilets own

May 15, 2008

This toilet bowl has just about had enough of this chicks yammering.  Watch how she goes from super wasted to sober in about .3 seconds.


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Relax, its hair gel

May 14, 2008

Name: Lance

Age: 20

I was a Sophomore in College and was visiting my parents for spring break.  My home town was somewhat dead compared to college life so I was not super thrilled to be twiddling my thumbs for the next week.

One morning I head to the store only to run into a girl that I dated on and off my senior year in HS.  Her name was Abby, and she wasn’t bad looking but had sort of a goofy laugh.  Being super bored I sprang at the opportunity when she invited me to the Drive-in that night.  Road trip was scheduled to play, this wasn’t going to be half bad.

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When tables turn

May 12, 2008

Name: Sarah

Age: 21

So the night starts out with my roomie (Nicole) and myself at a club.  It started as a regular night, drinking, searching for cute guys, and talking about randomness. Well, we get to the back part of the club and I look up on this balcony and see a really cool bar and couch area and I of course want to go up there. So I walk up to the bouncer and ask him how I go about getting up there.

Bouncer: It is for VIP only
Me: Well I have never been here before and it would be really cool to go up there and have a good time.
Bouncer: Go talk to the guy in the DJ booth

Me: Hey I was wondering how I get up in the VIP area?
Guy in dj booth: Who are you here with?
Me: (pointing to Nicole) the hot red head over there.
Guy: Here take theses bracelets and VIP cards and head on up, oh and be sure to come back later for some shots.
Me: thanks, oh and we will!

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Define Irony

May 11, 2008

So last night I was scrolling through my site when I noticed something funny.  Check out what the very first sponsored ad says:

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Funny how a site dedicated to party stories and intoxication has a rehab advertisement on it.

Side note: Picked up a PS3 last night so send me your online ID if you want to play.

Side note #2: Happy Mothers Day mom!  Thanks for not making Dad use a rubber.

Regretful Submission – 3 stooges

May 9, 2008

captainName:  Trev

Age: 17

Myself and two friends (Sam and Calvin) decided to go camping one weekend when I was still in highschool.  We loaded up all the essentials needed to make it an entertaining evening.  Just off the top of my head I can remember the following random supplies:

1) 1 bottle of buttershots

2) 12 oz water bottle filled with Rum

3) Hot dogs

4) 1 case of MGD

5) Gallon milk jug filled half way with Gasoline

6) 1 tent

7) 22 Caliber rifle

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I like pictures of drunk chicks acting stupid

May 9, 2008

I realized that I am not alone.  Just the other day I came across a site called 30 reasons a girl should call it a night

drunk chick

How brilliant of an idea is that?  Hes even started to put up some videos which look pretty funny.  Although the site is fairly new it looks like it has a lot of potential.

Lastly, I will be adding a few more submissions to the mix before the weekend is over, get your stories submitted before May 23rd!

Now on a completely unrelated note, check out this video of a goose trying to attack a dog.


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Why the Swiss should not be allowed to watch hip-hop music vids…

May 7, 2008

Could Ludacris have inspired this crazy nut job from Switzerland?

This happened on May 1st – Apparently the beamer won the cop chase as well.


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