Name: Mike Age: Early twenties My parents had left town so me and my girlfriend helped ourselves to the liquor cabinet.  We drank margaritas by the pool all day, getting hammered, flirting and getting sun. (more...)... more.

I was looking for something to motivate me.  We're supposed to hit the bars in less than an hour and I don't (or didn't I should say) have the urge to go get shit house drunk.  Then I stumbled upon this beauty... New story going up in the morning - stay tuned kids! The Last Beer in the Fridge - Watch more more.

Name: Gene Location: Oregon Since I was a teenager, I've always enjoyed cemeteries at night.  If I could live in one (ABOVE ground, please) I surely would.  I also enjoy drinking in cemeteries.  As a kid, my pals and I would go sit in a neighborhood cemetery and drink beer. We would sit right on the graves and always save at least half a beer to pour on our individual "host's" plot before... more.

Seriously how does this happen?  I'm actually considering stock options in birth control.  You know when vids like this come out, they shoot through the roof. See more funny videos at CollegeHumor  ... more.

Name: Matt Age: 22 We were at a party and one of the guys was making a lot of progress with one of the girls, so they went outside to his Mustang. We stayed at the party and continued drinking. About an hour later my friend shows back up at the party with a reddish brown beard.  Apparently she started her (you know what) as he was going down on her, and he was too drunk to know the d... more.

Since I'm always pointing and laughing at the readers, I thought I would give back to the community and share my Vegas trip from last weekend. (more...)... more.

Name: Chelsey Age: 19 One night my roommate and I went to her friends house where he was having a pool party.  Everyone was drinking and having a good time when someone had the great idea of skinny dipping.  At first I didn't want to but I said I would do it if my roommate did.  Well she had more to drink than me I guess because she hopped in after about 5 minutes. more.

Win a Case of Resurrect - Ends 6/27/08 Thats right kids. The best submission for June gets a full case of Resurrect! This is seriously one of, if not the best hangover cure I've encountered. It also makes for a great mixer! Its pretty simple: You write the best drinking story and we reward you with the best hangover drink around. Click... more.

Busted Tees came through big and decided to give the best "walk of shame" submission a shirt to.  This months winners are Mike and Sarah. (more...)... more.

A few minutes ago as I was checking to see if .45 added anymore twisted entries, when I hear a knock at my door.  It was my neighbor.  She had a small tea cup in her hand and I thought for a moment that she brought me something warm to help the old hangover. Her: My sister wanted to know if you have any Tequila. Me: *Sidew... more.