Peeping Tom at the Pool
May 31, 2008
Name: Mike
Age: Early twenties
My parents had left town so me and my girlfriend helped ourselves to the liquor cabinet. We drank margaritas by the pool all day, getting hammered, flirting and getting sun.
2 Roommates 1 Beer
May 31, 2008
I was looking for something to motivate me. We’re supposed to hit the bars in less than an hour and I don’t (or didn’t I should say) have the urge to go get shit house drunk. Then I stumbled upon this beauty…
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Graveyard Guzzling
May 30, 2008
Name: Gene
Location: Oregon
Since I was a teenager, I’ve always enjoyed cemeteries at night. If I could live in one (ABOVE ground, please) I surely would. I also enjoy drinking in cemeteries. As a kid, my pals and I would go sit in a neighborhood cemetery and drink beer. We would sit right on the graves and always save at least half a beer to pour on our individual “host’s” plot before leaving, out of a sense of politeness.
Reason #456 on why you should wear condoms
May 29, 2008
Seriously how does this happen? I’m actually considering stock options in birth control. You know when vids like this come out, they shoot through the roof.
Red Wings isn’t just a hockey team
May 28, 2008
Name: Matt
Age: 22
We were at a party and one of the guys was making a lot of progress with one of the girls, so they went outside to his Mustang. We stayed at the party and continued drinking.
About an hour later my friend shows back up at the party with a reddish brown beard. Apparently she started her (you know what) as he was going down on her, and he was too drunk to know the difference. Nasty!!
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Getting your Red Wings is gross. Getting your Red Wings and not knowing it is funny.
UFC 84 in Vegas
May 27, 2008
Since I’m always pointing and laughing at the readers, I thought I would give back to the community and share my Vegas trip from last weekend.
Chelsey shows some cheek
May 25, 2008
Name: Chelsey
Age: 19
One night my roommate and I went to her friends house where he was having a pool party. Everyone was drinking and having a good time when someone had the great idea of skinny dipping. At first I didn’t want to but I said I would do it if my roommate did. Well she had more to drink than me I guess because she hopped in after about 5 minutes.
Win a Case of Resurrect!
May 24, 2008
Win a Case of Resurrect - Ends 6/27/08 
Thats right kids. The best submission for June gets a full case of Resurrect! This is seriously one of, if not the best hangover cure I’ve encountered. It also makes for a great mixer! Its pretty simple: You write the best drinking story and we reward you with the best hangover drink around. Click on how to submit when you’re ready to spill the beans.
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Congrats to the winners!
May 23, 2008
Busted Tees came through big and decided to give the best “walk of shame” submission a shirt to. This months winners are Mike and Sarah.
Should I feel shamed?
May 22, 2008
A few minutes ago as I was checking to see if .45 added anymore twisted entries, when I hear a knock at my door. It was my neighbor. She had a small tea cup in her hand and I thought for a moment that she brought me something warm to help the old hangover.
Her: My sister wanted to know if you have any Tequila.
Me: *Sideways head* I don’t have any left, I have Vodka though.
