Parents Weekend
April 17, 2008 · Print This Article
Name: Sarah
Age: 20
So my roomie and I go to a house party where we proceed to do many, many keg stands, which renders us unable to drive home. So we crash the night. The next morning we wake up, get driven home, and dropped off right in the center of the school campus a good 50 yards from our dorm. So we get out of the car and proceed to walk, now it is important to understand what we look like.
Our hair is disheveled, are makeup is all smeared, we have no sunglasses on, and we are wearing extremely slutty tops, tight jeans, and high heels. As we stumble back to our dorms we are trying to cover our eyes because the bright sun is not helping our hangover. As we walk we notice people pointing and staring. We also notice that there are A LOT of people on campus for a Saturday morning. We stumble quicker and get into our dorm where we ask the front desk why there are so many people out and about.
Front Desk: It’s parents weekend.
Me: Of course it is………
hysterical. i myself witnessed many a walk of shame. i never pointed or stared, for these chicks don’t deserve ridicule. they deserve our appreciation, for they made some dude’s night, as one or more of their sisters have made yours at various points in the past. keep your chins up girls, smudged makeup, wrinkled clothing, dishevled hair and all.
you make a good point murph. Instead of laughing, I think I will start offering these girls a trip to Denny’s on me.
That sucks and happens to the ‘best’ of us. I’ve tried to forget my experiences like this!
People should have done the slow-building clap round, maybe even stood on a rock and saluted. Sluts don’t get the respect they deserve these days.
New man law = when walk of shame is witnessed, slut in question should be commended and taken to breakfast? I like it