This couldn’t be more accurate…
April 30, 2008
We’ve all been in these shoes. Beer goggles are one of the things that inspired me to make this site.
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The Lingerie Stumble
April 29, 2008
One morning I woke up at the frat house ready to leave, when I realized that all I had on was lingerie (the night before it had been a lingerie party). Shiiiiiit! I couldn’t walk home in that. Mind you I walked to the frat house wearing that (but it was dark and I was drunk) so that doesn’t count. So I wake up the guy I had stayed with and asked him if I could borrow clothes. He throws me a pair of sweats. So I put them on and head out the door.
As I am walking out I look at what I am wearing and realize that his Greek letters are written across the sweatshirt and down the side of the pants…Really? Hmmm, I wonder where I stayed the night last night? So I try to cover the letters and run back to my dorm as fast as possible.
Fat Girl = New Bed
April 26, 2008
This story comes to us from a guy who has done 2 tours in Iraq. Ooooorah!
Name: J.W.
Age: Early 20’s
Ok so here is one for all you jerkoffs that go around saying that they would never fuck a fat chick. Here I am in 2003 freshman in college, and fresh out of a tour in Iraq. I am fucking everything that I can get remotely close to my meat stick, and up to this point they have all been worthy of stuffing my cock in.
And this years Darwin award goes to…
April 26, 2008
Riding a Wheelie = ballsy
Riding a Wheelie going fast as fuck = very ballsy
Riding a Wheelie fast as fuck into oncoming traffic = me laughing and pointing at my monitor
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Twins in the Tub
April 25, 2008
This one is from Megs. You’re a filthy girl, and I owe you breakfast.
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Name: Megs
Age: 20
My roommate and I were dating two guys who were twins. One night after a football game we all went back to their house for some drinks and hot tubbing. It was actually their parents house but they were out of town so we decided to make the most of it.
Ping Pong Pus…
April 23, 2008
Name: Jacob
Age: 22
My girlfriend and I were taking a trip to Thailand for vacation. We were supposed to meet up with some friends that we knew once we got there. If you have never been to Thailand, you need to make the trip at least once. I would recommend that you do not bring your girlfriend though.
The Greek Circle
April 22, 2008
I’d like to take this time to personally salute another mistress of morning mayham.
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Ok so this frathouse I stayed the night at is in a coldisac area with like 4 others. So when you leave you walk past all of the other houses… Yeah, you can see where this is going.
To Serve, Protect, and laugh at you if you’re fat as fuck
April 20, 2008
Cop rolls up on fat Albert and can’t keep it together when his rolls start hanging out of his shirt. When I get some time I will make a demotivational poster out of this clip.
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T-shirt Contest by Busted Tees
April 18, 2008
Busted Tees is going to be giving next months best submission a free tshirt. All Regretful Stories and Walks of Shame will be in entered into the drawing starting today. The dead line to get your story submitted by is May 23rd. If your story wins, you can choose whatever tshirt you want from the Busted Tees store.
Click on How to Submit when you’re ready to get laughed at.
Parents Weekend
April 17, 2008
Name: Sarah
Age: 20
So my roomie and I go to a house party where we proceed to do many, many keg stands, which renders us unable to drive home. So we crash the night. The next morning we wake up, get driven home, and dropped off right in the center of the school campus a good 50 yards from our dorm. So we get out of the car and proceed to walk, now it is important to understand what we look like.
