I think I’m turning into a pussy

I used to pride myself in how disgusting I was (or thought I was in this case).  I’ve had the internet since 1998.  Since then I’ve seen everything from gang bangs to fisting to gigantic zits being cut open as puss oozed out.  None of this stuff really phased me, and it often got book marked so that I could share it with friends.

In the past 6 months I’ve noticed that this is no longer the case.  It started with 2 girls 1 cup.  I’d seriously rather head butt a butcher knife before I sit through this video again.  I didn’t feel too bad once I started seeing the mass number of reaction videos though.

2 girls 1 cup was then followed up with the BME Pain Olympics.  Yet again, I was forced to look away.  My hat goes off to Joe Rogan who was able to watch the whole thing.

The BME Pain Olympics video was followed by 4 Girls Finger Painting (the sequel to the dreaded cup video).  I think I let this piece of video stream for about 15 seconds until my fingers started mashing the ALT F4 on my keyboard.

At first I thought that maybe the internet smut has surpassed me.  Could this new trend of videos that include shit, vomit, and self mutilation be so extreme that even a twisted guy like me can’t sit through them?

I was hoping that this was the case.  However, last week I rented Jackass 2.5.  I caught myself looking away yet again.  This time it was at the hands of Weeman.

When this little guy took a dump on Knoxville’s knee, I heard the Chinese food in my stomach say “turn the fuck away from the TV or I’m coming back up”.

Could these new extreme movies and twisted viral videos be too much for anyone to handle, or am I just turning into a pussy?