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Should I Buy Her A Drink? [Flowchart]

If you end up hitting the bars tonight, we'd like you to be prepared. Sometimes knowing when and who to buy a drink for can be a challenging task for young men. We've developed an extremely basic reference guide to help you step up the plate and score some (probably married) tail. Good luck young Jedi.

25 Hot Chicks In Fishnets (nsfw)

Awhile back we started a fairly pervy fishnet thread via the forums. Today I revisited that thread while adding a few of my own discoveries. Keep scrolling and you'll make a discovery of your own...in your pants. <- Holy shit that was awful.

The Feminization of Vampire Movies

Remember when the vampires in movies would just slaughter people left and right while banging hot chicks? It really wasn't that long ago. Unfortunately for those of us who grew to admire the OG bloodsucking badass, Hollywood decided to turn the modern vampire into a complete pussy. To demonstrate the decline of asskickery in vampire films we've made a small timeline. Side note: We almost had Edward from Twilight in for an interview, but he was too busy sharing a Root Beer float with a construction worker. Click to Enlarge

5 Things you learn after you turn 21

The Wingman Find one. And I don't just mean anyone. A good Wingman is like a guardian angel on crack cocaine. Buzz kill at 12 o' clock? Send him in. Over protective roommate ruining your game? Give him the knod and get the fuck out of the way. A good Wingman does not mind taking down a Wildebeest that tips the scales at a buck eighty-five. He'll do it, and look good doing it. Bar Tabs Never throw down your debit card before you've paid rent for that month. We've all done it and some of you reading this will probably do it ...

5 Dates That Shouldn’t End in Foreplay

Chowing box, munching clam, eating carpet, grubbing on an axe wound (I just made that one up)...These lovely Euphemisms for cunnilingus make most of us (as men or awesome lesbians) extremely happy. Are there wrong times to go below the border for a pink tuna taco though? In short, yes. And since we've recently been classified as a "men's lifestyle" site I feel it's my duty to make educational posts from time to time. Today we're going to look at some dating situations where you should probably shy away from gobbling on your special lady's sideways Sloppy Joe. Going Clubbing If for ...

25 Sexy Vampire Babes (nsfw)

I never really knew how popular vampire porn was until we started putting together this little montage. In one of the scenes, this priest basically gets raped by two vamp skanks and and...Oh look my torrent is done. Having ADD rules.