We laugh at your misfortune : Regretful Morning

My Girlfriend’s vagina is loose, what now?

A lot of you know what it's like to encounter a vagina that's been around the block a time or six. Many scholars refer to it as "the hotdog down a hallway." Personally I like to picture one of those Dinner bell triangles that you often see in Westerns. I was too lazy for an explanation on how this works so I grabbed one from google images. After a loose vagina encounter the obvious approach is to start coming up with jokes to tell your friends when you guys settle down for your weekly Modern Warfare II night. But ...

If Children Created Swine Flu Cures

Swine Flu is here to stay. Sadly, no one is doing what they should be doing to get some real answers. You can never go wrong asking a Kindergartner for advice in extreme situations. The Future Has a Cure Kindergartners Logic - Michael Fox used this car to get cool stuff with the old man. We could use it to go in the future and then come back. Kool-Aid for Pigs Kindergartners Logic - Red Kool-Aid the punch kind makes me feel better when it's hot outside and I'm allowed to have it in the Summer. Pooh's Honey (Not to be confused with the Japanese adult ...

What does your bar tab say about you?

Have you ever seen a receipt laying on a bar top, and thought to yourself "I bet I know what kind of person this belongs to"? Is it possible to formulate a conclusion based solely on what someone ordered? We'd like to think so. 6) The Wannabe Musician The wannabe musician considers himself to be an artist. He starts off with micro brews or imports to let everyone know that he is a sophisticated individual, who will not conform to trends. As the night wears on, he begins to wonder why he hasn't booked a gig in 2 years, and starts to ...

Should I Buy Her A Drink? [Flowchart]

If you end up hitting the bars tonight, we'd like you to be prepared. Sometimes knowing when and who to buy a drink for can be a challenging task for young men. We've developed an extremely basic reference guide to help you step up the plate and score some (probably married) tail. Good luck young Jedi.

25 Hot Chicks In Fishnets (nsfw)

Awhile back we started a fairly pervy fishnet thread via the forums. Today I revisited that thread while adding a few of my own discoveries. Keep scrolling and you'll make a discovery of your own...in your pants. <- Holy shit that was awful.

The Feminization of Vampire Movies

Remember when the vampires in movies would just slaughter people left and right while banging hot chicks? It really wasn't that long ago. Unfortunately for those of us who grew to admire the OG bloodsucking badass, Hollywood decided to turn the modern vampire into a complete pussy. To demonstrate the decline of asskickery in vampire films we've made a small timeline. Side note: We almost had Edward from Twilight in for an interview, but he was too busy sharing a Root Beer float with a construction worker. Click to Enlarge