I'd love to smell that orange, and lick that apple.... more.

Hi kids, I know you're probably all feeling like shit after getting drunker than 57 Indians yesterday.  So here's a quick compilation of sexy Michelle from SoCal Glamour girls. Let's turn those frowns upside down! New Years Eve sexy Strip tease more.

This year's Motorola commercial featured Megan Fox in a bathtub. Thank you Motorola. Megan Fox Motorola Bathtub - Watch more Big Game Bonanza... more.

The English language is a wonderful language. Not only does it contain a vast, almost too-large, quantity of words and phrases, it's the fastest changing language on the planet. English has changed more in the last century than any language has changed over any period of time, ever. For that we can thank technology, what with the lols, roflwaffles, and, one of Merriam Webster's latest additions... more.

So this little dog first lures a chicken into his hut, then proceeds to give it a pounding.  The poor chicken tries to leave a few times, only to be snatched by the horny dog again. (more...)... more.

Name: Steve Age (at the time): 17 So this story happened a couple years ago. I was in high school, and was kinda seeing some chick. It was New Years Eve, and this was the first time my parents had let me go out to a party with my friends (Yea I know, they're strict). Needless to say I was pumped. However, a couple days before the party I found out I had to work a 10 hour shift at the res... more.

Right when I was sort of getting "over" Megan Fox, I stumble across a picture that catapults her to the front of my fap line. No Blow Jobs For These Police Officers - Moon Dog Dwight Howard’s Baby Mama is a filthy whore - Busted Coverage Tyra Banks... more.

It's really important to have a good safety rope! (more...)... more.

The other night I was watching American History X and somehow I had forgotten about the shower scene (nsfw).  This made me wonder if they give guides to new inmates.  You know the simple stuff like when lunch is, a map of the prison, and ways to keep your anal virginity when it comes to taking a shower.  We weren't... more.

We've been posting TGIF hottie strip tease vids for about a year, and I have no doubts telling you that this is top 5 material. The quality isn't the greatest but the delivery is flawless. Don't skip through this shit to the end either, it's important to watch from start to finish. (mo... more.