Sarah Cassidy is a headmistress at an elementary school in England who has never had sex - and she doesn't intend to. To be sure, she fastens something like barbed wire around her thigh each night to suppress her desires. She's a Roman Catholic and apparently one o... more.

Ahh, it's time for college orientation once again.  In the next few weeks, you're going to learn a lot about your new roommate.  Let's get the obvious out of the way: You're both going to fap more than a couple of juvenile Spider Monkeys.  This is completely normal and acceptable.  However, bad 'p... more.

That newspaper was meant to cover up bigger boobs.  This damsel can't even fill out the sports section.... more.

Who said you needed to be thin and athletic in order to be a ballerina? Oh wait...physics. Sexy Young Ballerina - Watch more Funny Videos... more.

I thought I'd get this out a little earlier today because the other chick who works on this site got me a fleshlight for my bday (no joke).  So I may be a little too busy for updates later. Have a good tramp stamp pic we should post? Dump the link in our Facebook group or drop us an email. Check out last weeks more.

Someone forgot to tell her that you're not supposed to let go until you're over the water. Give this girl an A for effort and a box of band-aids. Chick Fails On Rope Swing - Watch more Funny Videos... more.

You don't need a full sized SUV to enjoy a family road trip.... more.

Let's hope for her sake that she was either on drugs, or wasted...or both. Because if she did this sober, then I'd have to deem her bat sh*t crazy. Demented Chick Screams Finger Song - Watch more Funny Videos... more.

Ryan Fox gets into a booty slapping playful scuffle with her girls.  Then she decided to give me the largest (4 inch) boner ever, by sending along some fap worthy topless pics.  Thanks Ryan! more.

This kids wanted nothing more than to see a fat streak of lightning burn across the sky.  And apparently, asking Jesus for cool stuff actually works. Jesus Show Me Some Lightning - Watch more Funny Videos... more.